I'm kind of bored and on a terrible pun-spree today. I've made at least five people facepalm themselves and am hoping to increase that number by the end of the night. So, here's a couple of mine and they have backstories based on occurrence, ranging from a few moments ago to a few hours ago. The first one. This one happened a few hours ago. I was at college sitting in the coffee shop within our cafeteria that our college leases to one of the local franchises. One of the employees and I were talking. She was talking about how her dad sells scales, ranging from scales people weigh themselves with to scales made to weigh trucks. I looked her straight in the eyes and told her, "It sounds like he has a lot of... WEIGHT on his shoulders!" The next one happened about three minutes ago. My younger brother is playing Halo 4 on his XBox One. He's telling me about the Forerunners. I know barely anything about Halo (I'm still playing Halo: CE), so I interrupted his spoilers (he has a bad habit of spoiling almost every game I want to/am currently playing) and told him "Forerunners: They were running 'fore you could walk!" He didn't like that too much. I succeeded in shutting his spoilers up. So yeah, commence the facepalming and sharing of your terrible, heartwarming, ragequit-inducing puns of terror.