Post Your Best Jokes

[bobrules]

AHAH ^

 

[pkprostudio]

A pirate walks in a bar with a steering wheel stuck between his legs.
The barman asks: "You know you have a wheel stuck there?"
The pirate answers: "Yarr, it's driving me nuts."

This is great. +1 Brazilion

This one is somewhat overused, but great nonetheless:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.Â

He concludes by saying:Â "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Never heard it before... +1 Brazillion too