Post weird/funny/disturbing google suggestions

admotonic

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As I was extremely board today I decided to play around with google and see what it suggests while I'm typing

When I typed "Can I get"... google suggested "can I get pregnant from a horse"
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When I typed "Is it"... google suggested "Is it wrong to sleep with your sister"
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When I typed "How come"... google suggests "How come I have no friends"
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And when I typed "Why do I"... google suggests "Why do I fart so much"
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I'm sure most of these are suggested for innocent reasons, but the fact that these were in the top suggestions from google and when taken out of context these are just just funny and/or kinda disturbing.

Anyone else got some awesome suggestions from google? Post them here
 

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Put in "I am afraid"...google suggests "I am afraid of black people"

Put in "Why"...google suggests "Why cant I own a canadian" (turn off instant search and it should show up)

Put in "Why are"...google suggests a few of them, look for yourself.

I'm ashamed of google for this...
 

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"Why" -> Why did I get married? Why is my poop green? Why can't I own a Canadian?
"Why does" -> Why does my mom turn me on?
"Chinese" -> Chinese gender chart (the Chinese have more than two genders?)
"Where are" -> Where are my keys? Where are my ovaries?
"Why are" -> Why are women like parking spaces? Why are you interested in this position?
 

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Found another
"Does a guy like me"
Some of these are really making me worry about society since they are in the top searches
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But then again some of these are just funny
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"How Come....

I can't get wet? (referring to female genitals, I actually searched it to see what they were talking about)

"why has.....

My period stopped?

O_O

BOTH IN THE TOP FEW SUGGESTIONS.

Google, you're one sick funk.
 
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