Post weird/funny/disturbing google suggestions

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Nov 5, 2010
  1. admotonic
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    As I was extremely board today I decided to play around with google and see what it suggests while I'm typing

    When I typed "Can I get"... google suggested "can I get pregnant from a horse" [​IMG]
    When I typed "Is it"... google suggested "Is it wrong to sleep with your sister" [​IMG]
    When I typed "How come"... google suggests "How come I have no friends" [​IMG]
    And when I typed "Why do I"... google suggests "Why do I fart so much" [​IMG]

    I'm sure most of these are suggested for innocent reasons, but the fact that these were in the top suggestions from google and when taken out of context these are just just funny and/or kinda disturbing.

    Anyone else got some awesome suggestions from google? Post them here
     


  2. Jasonese

    Newcomer Jasonese Advanced Member

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    Put in "I am afraid"...google suggests "I am afraid of black people"

    Put in "Why"...google suggests "Why cant I own a canadian" (turn off instant search and it should show up)

    Put in "Why are"...google suggests a few of them, look for yourself.

    I'm ashamed of google for this...
     
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    "Why" -> Why did I get married? Why is my poop green? Why can't I own a Canadian?
    "Why does" -> Why does my mom turn me on?
    "Chinese" -> Chinese gender chart (the Chinese have more than two genders?)
    "Where are" -> Where are my keys? Where are my ovaries?
    "Why are" -> Why are women like parking spaces? Why are you interested in this position?
     
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    I just tried 'x factor pr' (I was gonna do x factor program) - & top suggestion was 'x factor prostitute'

    Now THAT'S a program I would watch
     
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    "When do you" - "Feel the baby move?"
    "Why does" - "My mom turn me on?"
    "How come" - "My Wii won't turn on?" [​IMG]
     
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  8. admotonic
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    Found another
    "Does a guy like me"
    Some of these are really making me worry about society since they are in the top searches [​IMG]
    But then again some of these are just funny [​IMG]
     
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    "Why is the moon red" Since when was the moon red? =.="
     
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    why do midgets...

    laugh when they run

    smell like cabbage

    have night vision

    have big heads
     
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    First, turn off Instant search.

    Then type "French Military Victories" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky".
     
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    For around 10 minutes during a lunar eclipse sunlight bends around the Earth's atmosphere and strikes the moon, turning it blood red. I saw it from my house (in Hawaii) last time there was a lunar eclipse.
     
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    WTF Why would you want to know?
     
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    That's from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
     
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    "How Come....

    I can't get wet? (referring to female genitals, I actually searched it to see what they were talking about)

    "why has.....

    My period stopped?

    O_O

    BOTH IN THE TOP FEW SUGGESTIONS.

    Google, you're one sick funk.
     
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    Turn off instant search and type "Where can I find Chuck Norris"

    Click "I'm feeling lucky" and see your results. [​IMG]
     
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Sure, blame Google for what people are searching [​IMG]
     
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    "where can I find a prostitute"

    [​IMG]
     
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    what the hell does a vegan eat
     
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    "what the bleep do we know"

    [​IMG]
     

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