Post here and I'll tell you if I think you're cool or not.

[Rydian]

My reasons will always be 100% factual bullshit if they're bad... but if they're good then they're the truth!

If you don't know which it is, you need help.

 

[updowners]

Hi.

 

[Sterling]

Here.

 

[Infinite Zero]

Hi.

 

[Rydian]

Hi.

You need to post less so people don't see that mutated eighth arm growing out of your head as much.

 

[p1ngpong]

I am cool, and I will modify any post that Rydian makes that is not to that affect.

 

[Rydian]

Here.

You're pretty level-headed, I like when you post.

 

[updowners]

Hi.

You need to post less so people don't see that mutated eighth arm growing out of your head as much.

This must mean I'm a pretty cool guy.

 

[Rydian]

Hi.

Your constant diarrhea in every single thread is a major turn-off.

 

[Gore]

 

[Rydian]

I am cool, and I will modify any post that Rydian makes that is not to that affect.

Your dandruff flakes are so effing huge they get in my cereal over the internet.

In related news, that's the new girl rumor trend for relation to penis size.

tl;dr ping 127.0.0.1

 

[Rydian]

Okay, so you know how you've got a butt pimple so huge you can't even sit down without pain so you try to sit in a way that doesn't put pressure on it but is still discreet so nobody notices?

It's working, I'm just telepathic with butts.

Good job.

 

[zerods]

yo.

 

[Splych]

nom nom nom .

 

[Rydian]

yo.

Who are you? What are you doing in my house? Do you have a warrant? Let me see your warrant!

 

[zerods]

sorry no warrant.

 

[Rydian]

nom nom nom .

Did you ever notice that your hair's frozen? I mean I've been wanting to lick it to see if it'd melt or something, but it's so fully blue and clear that maybe it's constantly refreezing itself? I suppose if I licked it my tongue would get caught in the layers, then you'd have to walk around all day with a Rydian on your head.

Talk about embarrassing, you'd never live that down!

 

[Sephxus]

Rydian, you're not cool dog!

 

[Zetta_x]

Oh boy, will I regret this lol?

 

[Ringo619]