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Noctosphere

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A chinese opens a restaurant next to a grocerie store
The chinese goes to the grocerie store and ask the owner
''Can i have two packs of cat food please?''
The grocerie store owner answers
''No way, i know peoples like you, you're gonna sell that to your customers''
''No sir, i have 3 cats''
''Really? Show me then''
The chinese shows him his 3 cats and he leaves with his cats food.

The next day, the chinese comes back to the grocerie store and asks dor two packs of dog food. The grocerie store owner says
''No way, i know peoples like you, you're gonna sell that to your customers''
''No sir, i have 2 labrador''
''Really? Shw me then''
The chinese shows him his 2 dogs and leaves with the dog food.

The next day, the chinese comes back to the grocerie store with a bag, he gives it to the owner. The owner look inside, there's something that looks like meatballs. He thinks,
Oh maybe he's a good guy and he brings me his specialty?
He tastes it and he promptly throw it
''What is that? It's disgusting!''
The chinese to answer
''I'd like two pack of toilet paper please''
 
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    maybe ill get it for you for christmas if you're a good boy
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    why not just look it online or something, lol
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    gasp, are you referring to...piracy?
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    noooo, I'm just... borrowing it for a watch and nothing more :V lol
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    rather use the cash for something I actually care or want, lol
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    I can, but I can't spend $15 on a 10 box set of something you like lmao
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    pretty much everything ive got in my account right now is reserved for christmas presents and my Q1 Steam Deck :ha:
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    I'm stuck on q2
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    I'm waiting for Chocobo GP myself, lol
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    Least by q2 I'll know all the good stuff from it from videos
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    Or something better than steamdeck may get announced
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    nobody else is gonna take that kind of loss on each unit
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    I will be disappointed if come next July valve announces some oled steamdeck with little improvements
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    but aya neo is a chinese portable gaming pc and its still like double the price
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    for slightly weaker hardware, at that
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    It would be probable for Aya neo to release something around the same price to compete
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    kenenthk @ kenenthk: It would be probable for Aya neo to release something around the same price to compete