Post funny jokes here

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  1. Noctosphere
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    Noctosphere Moon furries | Official follower of Skiddon't-ism

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    Just post funny jokes here
    Make us laugh
    It can be jokes you found on facebook or over internet or whatever
    Just post jokes here, and make us laugh

    Heres one :
    Guy #1 : What do you prefer to have when you get old? Alzheimer or Parkinson?
    Guy #2 : Parkinson
    Guy #1 : Why?
    Guy #2 : I prefer to drop half of my beer on the ground to not remembering where i put it :)
     
  2. Noctosphere
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    Noctosphere Moon furries | Official follower of Skiddon't-ism

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    MY girlfriend and I were about to get married
    One day, I was a bit drunk. I was driving to see her at her home.
    I knock at the door, her sexy sister answer me
    She invites me inside, she says shes alone
    Then, while we were chilling on the couch, she tells me
    "You know, you are in all my fantasm."
    I was like... ok...
    She keeps on and tells me
    "You know, before you get married, I want to sleep with you, right now hell"
    "Just once before you get married, it will be a wish fulfilled for me"
    I remained silent.
    I leave the room, leave the house, go back to my car.
    And what a surprise, my girlfriend and her parent were at my car, waitting for me.
    Her father applaudes me and says :
    "Congratulation, you just passed the test, you can marry my daughter"
    Today I'm about to get married, isnt that nice?

    If you dont want to ruin your life, I have one advice for you :
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  3. Petraplexity

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    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Dave.
    Dave who?
    Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.