1. iggloovortex

    OP iggloovortex GBAtemp Advanced Fan
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    What do you guys think? i think he has his reasons, and while they may be over the top its his family to deprive of awesome games such as Portal 2

    EDIT: LOL All resources point to fake, but still hilarious
     
  2. The guy is an idiot.

    He doesn't have any valid points and doesn't deserve any publicity for this bullshit.

    Edit: Just found out that it is a satirical website. [​IMG]
     
  3. AlanJohn

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    So...
    A portal is somehow referring to a butthole?
    Maybe its because he has an unique butthole that leads to another butthole.
     
  4. nando

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    hmm, now i want a real life glory hole gun
     
  5. _Chaz_

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    You do know that this is a troll, right?
     
  6. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me
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    I'm 95% sure that this is fake.


    The other 5% is just due to all the whackjob christians out there who probably do similar things.
     
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    .. What did I just read? If that's what this guy sees when he looks at portal, he needs a shrink.
     
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    Lol i read this yesterday [​IMG]
    Im pretty sure this guy is just trolling or something.
    I mean "homosexual robots", come on!
     
  9. iggloovortex

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    it seems like hes trolling but at the same time i wonder why two guys would spend money and time to keep a website up for the sake of trolling hard core christians?

    Either way this is still funny as hell. The actual article with pictures and all is even better
     
  10. AlanJohn

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    Look at the source...
    It leads to some dumb-ass christian site that "proves" everything is the devil and gay.
     
  11. KingVamp

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    What kinda the madness? Matter well have him play GOW where they actually shows something.

    Going by his *view* that would be more acceptable. [​IMG]

    Who looks at portal or any game that completely away from what he seen like that?

    Is this a troll or something?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  13. iggloovortex

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    lol just read that
    maybe hes experienced the next level of butthole?
     
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    He transformed it into a glory hole [​IMG]
     
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    That post reminds me of my mom.

    Harry Potter is the devil.
    Pokemon is the devil.
    Rock Music is the devil.
    Video Games are the devil.
    Satan is the devil.

    Like seriously!

    Christian extremists need to get a life. Or get laid, badly.

    Even if it is a troll, I know people like that [​IMG]
     
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    That second one has been used as a signature sooo many times in the other forum, and it's still as hilarious as when it was first posted.
     
  17. Schlupi

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    OH MY GOD the lulz!!! I laughed so hard this post is going straight to my Facebook. [​IMG]
     
  18. coolness

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    whaah this news is hilarious
     
  19. CarbonX13

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    That was... quite amusing to read. I'm all for religion, but taking things to the extreme like that is just unacceptable.
     
  20. Nujui

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    I love these sort of people. They always provide me with a good laugh.

    Especially when he said that it took place in a "giant gay bathroom" [​IMG]

    Oh crap, I think I'm gonna double over from what I just read :rolf2:
     
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