[POLL] What Do You Think Is The Crappiest WiiWare Game?

Discussion in 'Wii - Console and Game Discussions' started by xBlean, Aug 30, 2010.

  1. xBlean

    xBlean Member

    Mar 18, 2009
    United States
    Right heeeere
    As we all know, the Shop Channel is FILLED with WiiWare Games... [Duh!] But, there are some (well, most) games on there that REALLY suck more than others.
    What do you think is the worst buy/crappiest game/you know the drill that you've gotten off of the Shop Channel?

    I think Heavy Fire: Special Operations is.... Well.... Is there anything worse than noobphailsauce?.... I don't even know how to flame the game....

    Take a look.... =/

    If you don't believe me about the crappiness.... Then go right ahead and spend the money to try it yourself.
  2. chronomut

    chronomut Newbie

    Sep 13, 2009
    United States
    alright i went and spent all my milk money on this game and it is pretty darn good if i do say so myself
  3. TheTwoR's

    TheTwoR's Yay I can finally edit this thingy :D

    Aug 5, 2010
    That looks as fun as being player 2 in Mario Galaxy.
  4. PeregrinFig

    PeregrinFig A miserable little pile of secrets

    Jun 18, 2010
    United States
    Pfft, how ridiculous, I don't get WiiWare games from the Shop Channel.

    Seriously, though, I tend to avoid downloading games that I have a hunch won't be good. The only WiiWare games I have on my Wii are Toki Tori, Megaman 9, and FFIV: The After Years, and all three are pretty decent.
  5. going nutz

    going nutz Advanced Member

    Feb 23, 2009
    United States
    i think its called the incredible maze it looks like it was made by some high school kids doing a class project it sucks ass
  6. Taleweaver

    Taleweaver Storywriter

    Dec 23, 2009
    @OP: erm...sorry, but aside from the usual patriotic garbage, I don't see why this game is so bad (judging by the trailer, that is). Of course you can't compare it to call of duty games (after all, it IS a wiiware game), so...where is it lacking?
    I mean...wild west guns was just a point 'n click shooting game as well...but it was certainly fun.

    Personally, I'm nominating sudoku challenge! I like those kind of puzzles, but this game isn't living up to it. It's either too easy or too hard, "hints" just fill in a couple numbers, and worst of all: you have to drag the numbers to the column (I've bought a PC game for about the same price where you just clicked on the column and it offered a circle around it from which you could choose...much easier). Oh, and there's no "temporary" field either.

    ...and I honestly don't know whether I should mention the bit.- series games (bit.beat, bit.core and bit.void...never played the .runner game). I mean...just LOOK at them. They make old NES games look like state of the art!
    ...however, there's something creepingly addictive about them (the music, perhaps?), as I just can't stop playing them.
  7. Pete666

    Pete666 GBAtemp Regular

    Nov 12, 2009
    I think Helix is the worst .. even major league eating is fun ahahah

    but the game you mention is not that bad.. it's a wiiware..

  8. Ossot

    Ossot GBAtemp Fan

    Jun 7, 2009
    United States
    Really? This thread is like which venereal disease sucks the least. You end up choosing the one that was the easiest to get rid of. Wiiware is a bunch of turd sandwiches.
  9. BlueStar

    BlueStar GBAtemp Psycho!

    Jan 10, 2006
    This kind of attitude baffles me, it's like complaining that Schindler's List is in black and white when there are colour cameras available, or asking why the hell people use acoustic guitars or 80s synths in modern music. The games are stylised that way for a reason.
  10. Guild McCommunist

    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

    May 6, 2009
    United States
    The Danger Zone

    I'd have to go with one of those fish tank games. There's absolutely no fun to be had in keeping up a fish tank. Seriously. It's like playing Screensaver: The Game. You add some decor, occasionally throw some food in, and the rest of your time you're watching your fish swim around and doing nothing. At least even the shittiest WiiWare games have you do something.
  11. Hadrian

    Hadrian Everybofy knows badgers like MASH POTATOES!

    Former Staff
    Oct 12, 2004
    United States
    If that game is the worst then you've obviously missed many many many others.

    Some shits I remember:

    Enjoy Your Massage! - But I don't get one.
    Zoo Disc Golf - Just shit
    Frat Party Games: Pong Toss - One of the earliest and still on of the crappiest.
    SPOGS Racing - Another oldie but not goldie.
    Family Go-Kart Racing - Makes M&M's Racing look golden...shit all of the Arkys Family titles are awful.
    5 Arcade Gems - 5 of the shittiest titles you can get.
    Robin Hood: The Return of Richard - iPhone port that was shit on iPhone anyway.
    WarMen Tactics - Yay another shit iPhone port.
    Girlfriends Forever: Magic Skate - Vomit inducingly bad.
  12. Gullwing

    Gullwing homo

    Dec 5, 2007
    United States
    Behind You
    Well it was ok.. It had songs from Ilona Europa too . The worst for me was something named after robin hood