1. H1B1Esquire

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    Who's that Pokemon? It's Jizzonanutt (jizz-on-a-nut)!

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    Actually, it's Meltan.....but it looks like jizz on a hex nut/Unown+Ditto. Pokeboss Junichi, what are you doing?

    So, here are some Gen 8 thoughts:
    A toilet (Toiless) water/ghost (ability: Flush That Shit- negates any shitty move, but leaves streak marks.)
    A fan (Fanbulbus) flying/electric (ability: Current Surge- changes between types to become a flying/electric, then electric, then flying type.)
    Dog shit (Turdgla) normal (ability: Pure Dog Shit- it is what it is.)
    Cat shit (Turdgale) normal/flying (ability: Stink Them Out- only Ground-type moves can cover the shit smell.)
    A burning tire (Tyrerfyre) 100% normal. Yup.
     
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  2. Noctosphere

    Noctosphere Adoptive father of Zelda
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    are these pokemon as well?
     
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  3. Subtle Demise

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    I wanna be the very best
    But I'm only ten years old
    Leaving home to travel the world
    Means I'll be sleeping in the cold

    I hunt for creatures in tall grass
    Some are hundreds of feet tall
    It's a fucking joke to think
    They'll fit in a Pokéball

    Pokémon!
    Scientifically accurate Pokémon!

    The story of a runaway
    Who captures animals every day
    Then, like a total dick
    He makes them fight like Michael Vick

    Pokémon!

    Ash takes a fish he found
    And he throws it on the ground
    That's why Magikarp sits around
    He reverse drowned!

    Pokémon!

    Also, these animals couldn't exist
    Right down to the bone
    That one's just a pile of gears
    And that's a fucking ice cream cone

    And what the fuck is an electric mouse?
    If you find one, you get a reward
    Let's be real, Pikachu is a rat
    That bit an extension cord

    Pokémon!
    Scientifically accurate Pokémon!

    It's all ridiculous
    Oak kicks a kid into the wilderness
    And Team Rocket, how 'bout this?
    Sell your talking cat and get rich!

    Pokédicks!
     
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  4. grey72

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    Staph ruining pokemanz fur us neerrrrrr!:angry:
     
  5. H1B1Esquire

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    ....so..no, you & Masuda can go hunt a shiny Puke-a-poopoo.
     
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