Better yet, I'll show you how to change the time manually to whatever time you want:oh DAMMIT!! Do you know anyone who would be able to do this for Pokemon Gold? I would appreciate that SO much.
http://www.psypokes.com/gsc/timechange.php
Indeed it doesn't, and that's why everyone in this thread is talking about Pokémon Gold.
Epic Brain Derp. I should probably head to bed...