I think of an annoying fat kid that was a member of an online community that I used to moderate.
DP (which was short for DeathPaladin I think, that or Dark) was notorious for saying the most retarded things on the forums and chat, things that he was totally serious about. Then he made it even worse when he decided to post some real-life pics. It turned out he was an incredibly fat high-schooler, which gave the community members that made fun of him even more material.
Old quotes from the irc channel:
i slept with my friend's gf once... i woke up with a nipple in my eye
was it your nipple?
hey look
solar eclips
wait
false call
it was DP
Cuz you all suck Dps moms harrie balls well all of you sept sam cuz hes the new Keil so i gota hit on him lol
you better ... uh... well start with rolling and work your way up to jogging
wait...dp...wheres your date in that picture? behind you?
DinohScene
That cat suit twink
Maximumbeans
HoTuan
