POEMS DEDICATED TO THE BEST THINGS IN THE PLANET

[Ace]

ROSES ARE TITS
VIOLETS ARE TITS
I LIKE TITS
TITS​

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Roses are Grey
Violets are Grey
I'm a dog.

 

[SinHarvest24]

6 inches too much
6 inches too little
Every bitch can jump,
on my 6 inch dick.

 

[Gahars]

Haiku are not quick
And Haiku are not easy
Something something "dick".

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Haiku are not quick
And Haiku are not easy
Something something "dick".

Haikus: Simplistic
but sometimes rather senseless
hippopotamus

 

[The Catboy]

Penis!

The end!

 

[pyromaniac123]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not good at rhyming
Orange

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFNY0fLwS4o

 

[Fear Zoa]

I like pizza
Pizza is great
I like pizza
Fuck Yea! Lets celebrate.
I like that shit with extra cheese
Its goodness brings me to my knees
When you ask for some I say hell no
You need to get your own slice bro.


That was horrible....

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

For dads:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucked your mom
and now we have you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My dick is real big
So lets fuck.

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit


Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter


Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And swallow it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

 

[Fear Zoa]

Best things on the planet you say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

 

[FireGrey]

Roses are Grey
Violets are Grey
I'm a dog.

Dogs have 2 colour receptors (we have 3) so they can see colour just not as much as we can.
Also the Roses and Violet poems are the shittest thing in existence even when teasing them.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Roses are Grey
Violets are Grey
I'm a dog.

Dogs have 2 colour receptors (we have 3) so they can see colour just not as much as we can.
Also the Roses and Violet poems are the shittest thing in existence even when teasing them.

Thank you for your infinite wisdom, FireGrey.

 

[Foxi4]

Spoiler

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Spoiler

I once knew two sisters whose breasts
They exposed to their thunderstruck guests
A policeman was called
And the young chap, enthralled
Ogled, but made no arrests.

 

[Foxi4]

Spoiler

...because we mustn't be so shallow as to glorify breasts and breasts alone - we need to dig deeper.