POEMS DEDICATED TO THE BEST THINGS IN THE PLANET

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Oct 14, 2012
  1. Ace
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    Member Ace GBATemp's Patrick Bateman

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    ROSES ARE TITS
    VIOLETS ARE TITS
    I LIKE TITS
    TITS
     
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    Roses are Grey
    Violets are Grey
    I'm a dog.
     
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    6 inches too much
    6 inches too little
    Every bitch can jump,
    on my 6 inch dick.
     
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    Haiku are not quick
    And Haiku are not easy
    Something something "dick".
     
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    Global Moderator TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    The end! ^_^
     
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm not good at rhyming
    Orange
     
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    Former Staff Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    Member Fear Zoa This... This is the world we live in

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    I like pizza
    Pizza is great
    I like pizza
    Fuck Yea! Lets celebrate.
    I like that shit with extra cheese
    Its goodness brings me to my knees
    When you ask for some I say hell no
    You need to get your own slice bro.


    That was horrible....
     
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    For dads:
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I fucked your mom
    and now we have you

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    My dick is real big
    So lets fuck.

    Roses are crap
    Violets are shit
    Sit on my face
    And wiggle a bit


    Roses are stupid
    Violets are silly
    Grease up your flaps
    Cuz here comes my willy

    Roses are awful
    Violets are the pits
    Lift up your shirt
    And show me your tits

    Roses make me laugh
    Violets make me titter
    You're a dirty bitch
    And you love it up the shitter


    Roses are straight
    Violets are twisted
    Bend over love
    You're about to get fisted

    Roses are crap
    Violets are wanky
    Oooh I've just cum
    Pass me a hanky

    Roses are red
    It's elementary
    Let's ring your best friend
    And try double entry

    Roses are shit
    Violets are crap
    Show me your clit
    And I'll cum in your lap

    Roses are red
    Skidmarks are brown
    Give me a blow job
    And swallow it down

    Roses are groovy
    Violets are funky
    I'm thinking of you
    And spanking my monkey
     
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    Best things on the planet you say?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE
     
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    Dogs have 2 colour receptors (we have 3) so they can see colour just not as much as we can.
    Also the Roses and Violet poems are the shittest thing in existence even when teasing them.
     
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    Thank you for your infinite wisdom, FireGrey.
     
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    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    :creep:
     
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    Global Moderator TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    I once knew two sisters whose breasts
    They exposed to their thunderstruck guests
    A policeman was called
    And the young chap, enthralled
    Ogled, but made no arrests.
     
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    Reporter Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    ...because we mustn't be so shallow as to glorify breasts and breasts alone - we need to dig deeper. :creep:
     

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