Please don't crush me (poem)

[Creamu]

Do cats go to heaven

Many believe in god and heaven
alot do believe it's only about their kind
but what god does not love cats?

Cats are elegant beings
they don't start wars
why shouldn't they be accepted

How can a place without cats be heaven anway
If heaven has no cats I wouldn't want to go there
People who don't believe in cats in heaven must be wrong

Little kitter I know you are up there looking down
God doesn't mind that you look weird
You are just laying there on a cloud
just like you did lay here once

Do cats go to heaven?
They surely do!

 

[Creamu]

The loyalty of cats

It is not a for sure thing to get from a cat
they are not dogs

It is not a thing you can expect
they have their own minds

But the loyalty of a cat is special
a cats respect you must earn
and when it is gone it is the greatest loss

Please take good care of your cat
treat him/her kindly

Cats don't live forever

 

[Creamu]

Kitter catter chitter chatter
If I could spend a moment with you
I would enjoy that very much

Litter crater sh***er gater
I had to clean uo after you
I did not mind at all

Just to let you know

You were a special cat
Noone wanted you
But I had to insist
To keep you here

Now you are gone
And that is very sad to me
That is very sad indeed

 

[Creamu]

Creamu Comics bye bye

I tried my best
but I was mocked
my thread got derailed
and thrown in the tataros

Creamu comics you were my passion
now you are no more

Creamu comics will it return
no

 

[Creamu]

A poem for my fans

You have opened so many threads about me
Yet I have done so little for you

You have had many discussions about me
Yet I have said so little

You have looked at my threads with great care
And all I did in return was to speak validly

You had great emotions and notions
All I had was you

To all my fans
It was nice!

 

[Creamu]

Kitter Catter

So many days have past
yet you are not forgotten
I have eaten cod liver once a week
I have kept you in my best memories

in the place that was yours I have put flowers
they are not filling the place you've left but they give comfort

So many days have past
you are in my heart still
the flowers only to remember you
I will keep you in my heart forever

 

[Creamu]

Honey Badger

The honey badger approaches tap tap
it may jump out of the shadow

The honey badger it is close tap tap
it is quick it is smart

don't mess with the honey badger
it is strong, it is clever

 

[godreborn]

as much as the haters are going to hate, @Creamu you're one of the more entertaining eof users. I lol'd at the first poem. wtf, man!?

 

[Creamu]

as much as the haters are going to hate, @Creamu you're one of the more entertaining eof users. I lol'd at the first poem. wtf, man!?

Hello,

thank you for reading my poem. I have had a lot of fun writing it and am happy to hear that you have enjoyed reading it. This thread was one of my earlier ones, when I have posted more on the eof, to get familiar with forum posting. Since then I have branched out to the art, movie, politics, and group forums since they seem to be a better fit for what I do.

I am currently releasing my music album on the art forum. On the movie forum I am doing an in depth comparative analysis of the matrix movie. On my EMF-Awareness group I post more scientific and health related content. On my valid free speech group I do more philosophic and historic content. On my 0TOS group I do more (science/)fiction/theoretical content. And then there is of course my campaign group to become mod.

In the last polling results you tripled everyone else. I managed to get an avarage voting but with a endorsement of a staff member which brings me to 2nd place, which suprised me positivly.

 

[Creamu]

Your cheerful heart

The way you sing and dance
a whole world of joy
Your spontanous nature
Your tender touch

The way you draw and paint
big gestures big compassion
Your strong heart
But sometime scared like a mouse

Don't worry I will take care
you can be sure I will stay
Don't you worry
all is well

 

[Creamu]

Pony Dog

Hello Pony Dog
cloudy fluffy fog
Hello clap clap woof
bone, stick and hoof

Run clap clap bork bork
a carrot or a piece pork
Stop clap clap awooooo
I have this feeling too

Pony Dog you are out of this world
Dog Pony Pony Dog what is this
it is weird it is strange it is odd

woof woof

 

[Creamu]

Some love to dream
some dream to love
some give love for dreams
some give dreams for love

the archer my brother
slayer of the python
the evil green goblin is shaking

sunshine fast
sunshine quick
the red dragon is awaking

The awful fight
darkness of the night
a hollow laughter

May the winds take you northwards
may the dolphins be with you on your way
this is the direction thereafter

 

[Flame]

3-6-9, damn you fine
Hoping she can sock it to me one more time
Get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
'Til all these bitches crawl
'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker)
'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)
'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker)
'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)