Pickup lines thread 2

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Westside, Dec 11, 2009.

Dec 11, 2009

Pickup lines thread 2 by Westside at 5:46 AM (961 Views / 0 Likes) 12 replies

  1. Westside
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    Hey baby, I'm p1ngpong. Now get on your knees about 12 feet away so we can get this started.

    Hey baby, I'm Toni Plutonij. Yeah, THAT Toni. How about a few drinks?

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Hey there...a/s/IP? [​IMG]
     
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    Former Staff Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    .... yep, i guess this is the EOF
     
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    Why do i feel as though saying this to someone won't get me far?
     

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