Pickup lines thread 2

[Westside]

I need some serious upgrade, this is the current one I'm stuck with.

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?"

 

[B-Blue]

Baby, did you fart? cuz you blew me away!

 

[Veho]

Hey baby, you don't know me yet, but you're gonna miss me tomorrow.

 

[FISHY_au]

私と一緒に行くのだろうか？

 

[Guild McCommunist]

I've got a few...

Hey baby, I'm p1ngpong. Now get on your knees about 12 feet away so we can get this started.

Hey baby, I'm Toni Plutonij. Yeah, THAT Toni. How about a few drinks?

Hey baby, I'm Hadrian. 'Nuff said.

Hey baby, I'm Costello. GBAtemp is my bitch, bitch!

 

[Hatsu]

Hey baby, I'm Hadrian. Now get on your knees about 12 light years away so we can get this started.

Fix'd, baby.

 

[coolbho3000]

"Get in the van"

 

[FISHY_au]

"Get in the van"

 

[ProtoKun7]

Hey there...a/s/IP?

 

[Hadrian]

"Well I'm desperate so you'll do for now".

 

[ProtoKun7]

"Don't worry, my face comes with a free paper bag."

 

[Maz7006]

.... yep, i guess this is the EOF

 

[FISHY_au]

"Don't worry, my face comes with a free paper bag."

Why do i feel as though saying this to someone won't get me far?