Pickup lines thread 2

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Westside, Dec 11, 2009.

  1. Westside
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    私と一緒に行くのだろうか?
     
  5. Guild McCommunist

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    Hey baby, I'm p1ngpong. Now get on your knees about 12 feet away so we can get this started.

    Hey baby, I'm Toni Plutonij. Yeah, THAT Toni. How about a few drinks?

    Hey baby, I'm Hadrian. 'Nuff said.

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  6. Hatsu

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  9. ProtoKun7

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    Hey there...a/s/IP? [​IMG]
     
  10. Hadrian

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  12. Maz7006

    Maz7006 iSEXu

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    .... yep, i guess this is the EOF
     
  13. .:Crimonite:.

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    Why do i feel as though saying this to someone won't get me far?