Pets are so last week!

Discussion in 'NDS - Console and Game Discussions' started by Hadrian, Oct 19, 2007.

  1. Hadrian
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    First there was Ubisofts Imagine: Babiez due next week, and now Crave makers of Purr Pals, NRA Gun Club, Tokyo Xtreme
    Racer Drift 2 and other bile have announced a newie:

    Baby Pals!!
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    Baby Pals for Nintendo DS, a game where you get to do all the "fun things" real parents do.
    Bring hours of baby fun home in Baby Pals, a game where you get to do all the fun things real parents do like feeding, bathing, playing with and teaching your baby. If you're a really good parent, your little angel will even love you back... kootchy kootchy koo!

    Features:
    # Tickle, play peek-a-boo and even patty cake with your baby then listen to your buttercup coo and giggle with delight.
    # Customize your baby's physical appearance, the type of clothes your baby wears and the toys your baby plays with.
    # Teach your baby how to talk, crawl and even walk.
    # Utilize your stylus in several unique ways ranging from using it as a spoon to feed your baby to using it as a bar of soap to clean your baby.
    # Earn unlockable items like new toys, cute clothes, and wacky accessories for your baby. Leopard print diapers anyone?

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    Is this really what we want kids to play? I mean theres options to actually choose the way your baby looks! I wonder if puking, changing a nappy and seeing green poop ooze out playdoh style while you are bathing your child is included? And what about a really high pitch squeal 3am in the morning making you feel like a retarded zombie who head is gonna explode?
     


  2. KarmaUK

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    Let's face it, (ok I'm a cynic but), it's not about what we want, and without getting too political, it about money.

    Makes me sad... [​IMG]
     
  3. akuchan

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    what the hell >.> a game like that will lose them money lol
     
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    Ugliest baby i've ever seen.
     
  5. enarky

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    The whole idea makes me want to throw up. This is just plain wrong.
     
  6. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!

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    lol this is a girls game
     
  8. azotyp

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    I will try this when it will come out, gotta try some child cruelty (maybe there will be some punishment options) [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] (kidding)
     
  9. Hadrian
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    Wouldn't it be great if it had wi-fi for baby battles?
     
  10. modshroom128

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    yes.
     
  11. GeekyGuy

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    Scariest thing I've seen on the DS yet. Screw Dementium, give this game a Halloween release! [​IMG]
     
  12. Shelleeson

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    i'm here....silly.
    excuse me?
    can we not generalize on the crap that nintendo instist on pumping out [​IMG]
    not every female wants to play this, hell i want a decent nights sleep i did the extreme close up version with real smells included. so why would i want to waste valuable room on my card on this rubbish [​IMG]
     
  13. Hadrian
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    I agree with you but these are aimed at the female market! And girls do seem to go nuts for them, you know the kind that have to have everything in pink. My misuss looks at these so called games aimed at females and thinks they look like crap, she much rather play Phoenix Wright or Smash Brothers.
     
  14. Shelleeson

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    i'm here....silly.
    they are aimed at the younger set really but when i saw the part about the pink i LOL'd i will agree that it's not something boys will wanna run out and buy [​IMG]
    i'm sat here in my pink striped t-shirt with my bag near to the front door with my pink 7390 and my ds in a pink protective shell [​IMG] [​IMG]
    i must be going through a crisis period in adulthood LMAO [​IMG]
     
  15. zombielove

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    Ugh... babies are the worst. They're all "Oooh! Look at me, I'm a fucking cute baby! Watch me shit and vomit all over your new couch!" They're not so smart when they're being turned into stem cells for "research". Hahaha.

    Q: How do you fit 500 babies into a trailer?

    A: With a pitchfork.
     
  16. Hadrian
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    Dude wtf? My baby rules and when shes older, she'll hunt you down with a rusty knife which is doused in vinegar!

    And shelleeson I'm in a crisis now I think, I'm like reading comic books and watching Thundercats.

    I miss being 8. [​IMG]
     
  17. ZAFDeltaForce

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    I find this title very disturbing. Rearing, adopting and playing around with cute and cuddly animals are fine (kind of), but doing stuff like that with human babies just feel queer...

    I could be wrong though, shouldn't judge a book by its cover after all. But one things for sure, I'll be avoiding this title
     
  18. GeekyGuy

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    Nah, it's demented. There's no disputing that.
     
  19. Jei

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    Zillions of pixels far away~
    LOL! *girl gamer who thinks exactly like that* [​IMG]
    And for the record, I hate pink [​IMG]

    Anyways, these game screens are going to haunt me till the end of time [​IMG]
     
  20. [M]artin

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    Hadrian, being a new parent, I'm wondering if you take the production of this game as an insult...?