First there was Ubisofts Imagine: Babiez due next week, and now Crave makers of Purr Pals, NRA Gun Club, Tokyo Xtreme Racer Drift 2 and other bile have announced a newie: Baby Pals!! Baby Pals for Nintendo DS, a game where you get to do all the "fun things" real parents do. Bring hours of baby fun home in Baby Pals, a game where you get to do all the fun things real parents do like feeding, bathing, playing with and teaching your baby. If you're a really good parent, your little angel will even love you back... kootchy kootchy koo! Features: # Tickle, play peek-a-boo and even patty cake with your baby then listen to your buttercup coo and giggle with delight. # Customize your baby's physical appearance, the type of clothes your baby wears and the toys your baby plays with. # Teach your baby how to talk, crawl and even walk. # Utilize your stylus in several unique ways ranging from using it as a spoon to feed your baby to using it as a bar of soap to clean your baby. # Earn unlockable items like new toys, cute clothes, and wacky accessories for your baby. Leopard print diapers anyone? Is this really what we want kids to play? I mean theres options to actually choose the way your baby looks! I wonder if puking, changing a nappy and seeing green poop ooze out playdoh style while you are bathing your child is included? And what about a really high pitch squeal 3am in the morning making you feel like a retarded zombie who head is gonna explode?