Pervy jackson and the lightning thief

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  1. strawhat-san
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    today i went to the cinema to see percy jackson and the lightning thief

    and it was pretty cliche i must say, it also gave me feelings of harry potter at some moment
    the plot twists were predictable i mean me and one of my friends could see each one coming from a mile away
    another friend of mine was saying what the game would look like and i think he wasnt far off
    capture the flag =hero training yeah right

    so maybe ( although probably not) your wondering but random person on the internet did you like anything about this movie
    i must say in all honesty yes yes i did like a few things
    i liked the creatures and the guy who played hades was just awesome ( he was such an asshole hilarious )
    the chick who was the daughter of athena was kind of hot and the fight-scene's were pretty cool
    i laughed at some of the jokes although mostly because of my pal


    on a side note who the hell thought it would be a good idea to carry around uma thurman's head ( i mean which director )
    and then put her head im the freezer i mean please people you didnt even need the head anymore

    also real classy performance of pierce brosman ( i hope thats spelled right ) first james bond and now a f*ing centaur
    but yeah the movie was pretty sucky i didnt like it next one please
    im going to see the wolfman this week to so look forward to that
    and thats the end lady's and gents
    insert ending one-liner here
     


  2. Overlord Nadrian

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    I like you [​IMG]

    But I hated the film, it was such an incredible ripoff of Harry Potter, I don't even want to start reading the book(s) now, even though they might be good. I don't care. The only really good books ever written are A Song of Ice and Fire.

    Wait. that was probably really offtopic [​IMG] Meh, who cares, the film sucks, The Wolfman doesn't look too bad though, but I'll probably see that one Monday [​IMG]
     
  3. HateBreed

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    this movie was mainly for people who read the books i read them they are better than harry potter harry potter was so gay some fag on a stick... and it only was stupid because they changed the characters..
     
  4. Twiffles

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    It only says "from the director of Harry Potter" in the most emphasized voice in the trailer. >_>

    I kinda want to see it, but meh, it just seems lacking to me in general. I think it's the effects.
     
  5. Guild McCommunist

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    Pervy Jackson [​IMG]

    Not something I'm interested in. It's a Harry Potter knockoff with Greeks, what else can I say. It's probably past my demographic anyways.
     
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    I lol'd at your thread title; was that on purpose?
     
  7. strawhat-san
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    yes it was glad you liked it
    =D
     
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    Nice title, made me laugh [​IMG]
    Not going to see this movie, sounded dumb when I first saw the commercial on TV.
    Just a cheap knock-off of Harry Potter.
     
  9. CannonFoddr

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    It just that Rowling must've had better agents, who'd got it publish/publicised quicker/bigger/better than Riordan

    IF Riordan got his out quicker & all the Percy films came out before Harry's - would we be thinking that Harry was a cheap knock-off of Percy ???
     
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    pervy jerkson and the fleshlight thief (them bitches is expensive)
     
  11. Mr.Mysterio

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    Huh!
    I read the first book when I was checking out the game.
    I really dont get why people say its a Harry Potter ripoff.
    They are not a knockoff of Harry Potter and portrays quite an interesting universe with the modern version of Greek mythology.
    I cant say anything about the movie though since I haven't seen it.

    @yuyuyup
    What on earth is a fleshlight???????
     
  12. strawhat-san
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    i schould have written that as my title

    its really funny dude
     
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    a fleshlight is kind of like a flashlight but instead of a licht bulb at the end there is a replica of a vagina
    you can should in diffrent sizes and models and some of them are based on pornstars
    hope that helps
    otherwise check google
     
  14. Joe88

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    well this thread took an interesting turn [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Er.......
    That is uh..... quite interesting [​IMG]
     
  16. Overlord Nadrian

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    Lawl.

    Yeah, it's fucking weird. You must be really lonely if you buy one of those, I guess [​IMG]

    Also, remigo! [​IMG]
     
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    I thought it was an Aquaman movie when I saw the trailer...
     
  18. Cermage

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    Tenga > Fleshlight.
     
  19. arecus2000

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    My bro was addicted to Percy Jackson once he started reading it.
     
  20. mrfatso

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    as for me, i kinda like it till the vegas section, darn u lady gaga!! DARN you!!