People mass-rioting in southern-american parts of America

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    Canada, New Jersey: People are rioting in the southern parts of America due to a scandalous affair which occurred this last week. To remind you, last week in Chicago two local rednecks had an affair, they were arguing on the height of Micheal Jordan. One of the rednecks disagreed with the other one, and decided to kill him. After getting caught by the local authorities, he said that it was Micheal Jordans fault. The policemen did not understand him, and they were bribed by the Illuminati to keep their mouths shut (such reports come from FOXnews INC.). A lot of native rednecks joined the poor redneck to make a riot against the republic of kazakhstan and Micheal Jordan and demanding Micheal Jordan to be in jail for all of the deaths caused by the riots and the death of the other dead poor redneck.
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    >Canada, New Jersey

    How the hell do I always forget that that town is like a half hour away from me?
     

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