Peenice

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by p1ngpong, Dec 30, 2015.

  1. p1ngpong
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    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    @raulpica stood at the window, his belly full of pee he was desperate to pee because his bladder was full of pee. He looked out across his empire, with a glass of pee in his hand as the golden sun rose over the horizon. The sight of that fiery burning globe reminded @raulpica of a toilet full of pee, this made him want to pee even more as he sipped on his glass of fine vintage pee. All of a sudden @raulpica saw his servants @Bortz and @Sicklyboy doing their daily rounds around the grounds peeing on the plants. The sight of these young beasts pouring their golden nectar onto the cabbages in the garden made @raulpica sweat with rage, such a waste of good pee during these most troublesome of pee famines. @raulpica quickly wiped the sweat from his brow so that it would not be wasted and would be transformed into more precious pee when all of a sudden his arch enemy @p1ngpong burst into his chamber clutching a bottle of pee in each hand. @raulpica feared this day would come when a young mother like him would have to defend his pee womb bladder from this treacherous invader. "drink my pee" handsome @p1ngpong demanded "so that our pee can be combined and your lands will belong to me!" @raulpica quickly bounced out of the window using his golden pee filled bladder as a soft cushion to protect his pee as @Sicklyboy and @Bortz came running to defend him. @p1ngpong had no choice but to throw his bottles of pee at the slaves @Bortz and @Sicklyboy. They picked up the bottles of delicious pee and immediately betrayed @raulpica because they where now rich men, they grabbed their swords and sliced @raulpica's belly open and a stream of sweet pee gushed into the air as far as the eye could see. @p1ngpong and @Bortz and @Sicklyboy danced around the dead body of @raulpica as they were showered with his pee and celebrated into the night and that is the true story of the three kings of GBAtemp who feasted on the pee of the murdered virgin princess @raulpica for a thousand years.
     
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  2. Games&Stuff

    Games&Stuff GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    The Story of the Mods - Agony of p1ngpong

    What do you think of this title?
     
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  3. BurningDesire

    BurningDesire GBAtemp Psycho!

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    O H. M Y. G O D. N O. P L E A S E. S T O P.
     
  4. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    I feel left out :(
     
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  5. BurningDesire

    BurningDesire GBAtemp Psycho!

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    pt 2. @Veho somehow managed to resurrect the body of @raulpica then they went on a killing spree. They killed all of the people who drank @raulpica's pee. After that @Veho back stabbed him killed @raulpica again to get some of the delectable pee he missed out on. The end.( I am not creative forgive me )
     
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  6. Sicklyboy

    Sicklyboy Resident Mechanical Keyboard Addict

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    [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
    Bruh I aint even read this yet cuz I'm at work but I'm already laugning my ass off.

    Please pee nice to me.
     
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  7. BurningDesire

    BurningDesire GBAtemp Psycho!

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    P1ng has such a way with words
     
  8. Sicklyboy

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    Best pee story/420 would r Kelly again
     
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  9. Bubsy Bobcat

    Bubsy Bobcat halloween peener

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    Woah p1ng, I didn't know you were so l00d. :wub:
     
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    BurningDesire GBAtemp Psycho!

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    (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง I have been training since before I was born, and today is the day. Today is the day I spam. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
     
  11. Bubsy Bobcat

    Bubsy Bobcat halloween peener

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    No bby pls, I don't want you to get SuSpended(tm) :^(
     
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  12. Exavold

    Exavold lol

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    lol
    Ok.
     
  13. Lucar

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    Suprised that p1ngpong of all people would post something like this... 0_0
     
  14. CIAwesome526

    CIAwesome526 Im ugly and im proud

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    I'm not.
     
  15. Games&Stuff

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    Who's the boss/creator of the Temp?
     
  16. Tomato Hentai

    Tomato Hentai baja boner blast

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    actually north korea. please send help
    my mom
     
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  17. Exavold

    Exavold lol

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    lol
    John Cena (sorry)
     
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  18. CIAwesome526

    CIAwesome526 Im ugly and im proud

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    SMEAAAAAAAA!!!!11111 L0000L. I LIKE PIE.
     
  19. Games&Stuff

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    I expected "ur mum"
     
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  20. Exavold

    Exavold lol

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    lol
    Who would post immature stuff like this on GBAtemp ? oh wait.
     
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