Pastor claimed his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.”

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  1. soulx
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    http://m24digital.com/en/2013/01/29...y-spirit-divine-semen-and-raped-his-faithful/

    An honourable mission, indeed.
     
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    This is wrong on so many levels, as well as not deserving a place in a gaming news room.
     
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  3. Valwin

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    now this is news i can stop lol
     
  4. Foxi4

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    This thread changed my life.
     
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    :rofl2: WOW... just WOW!
     
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    Yet there are tons of threads posted in the USN that has nothing to do with gaming. Gahars comes to mind when it comes to posting those.

    Anyways, we have some problems here. What's more fucked up? The Priest, or the fact that the woman and others are stupid enough to fall for it?
     
  7. EyeZ

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    and i never got a calling :hateit:
     
  8. ComeTurismO

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    LOL! This is funny 'news', but I believe it doesn't belong into the USN.
     
  9. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Its funny, I have learned things from it, and its an international issue.
    News. And the best news i've seen all day.
     
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    David Says: Pfft! Lol lmao!!! XD
     
  11. narutofan777

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    :wtf:

    uhh these women actually believed him??
     
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    Sick...why are people deluded.

    I don't even know what....
     
  13. Valwin

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    he came for our sins



    gahars jelly ?
     
  14. Foxi4

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    Now that's comedy, folks!

    Also, I'm sure Bubba will help him continue his work in prison, just the other way around, if you know what I mean. :creep:
     
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  15. Nah3DS

    Nah3DS Madre de Dios! Es El POLLO DIABLO!!!

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    so... where I'm supposed to cum now?!? D:
     
  16. Hyro-Sama

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    This isn't funny nor is it news.
     
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    Please tell us, when is the Second Coming? :creep:
     
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    gawd, whats with the broken english?
     
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    Is it bad i was laughing while reading this?...thats bad right? lol
     
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    Hory Shiz i died
     
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