Back when interest in 3DS homebrew led me to registering here I couldn't help notice how bombastic and OTT some of the criticism towards Nintendo was. You had people chatting shit left and right as if Nintendo had personally assaulted them and stolen their sweets. It was a bit odd but added to the anarchic, entertaining charm this community had. I didn't know where the anger came from.
Today I pretty much loathe what Nintendo have become with the success of the Switch, and their shenanigans over the last 18 months but ESPECIALLY with this appalling programme of awfully emulated overpriced rentals that takes a huge toxic dump on the legacy of the N64 is what finally turned me into what naïve me of 2014-2015 didn't understand.
So basically, Paper Mario eh Nintendo? You want some kind of kudos for picking that beloved game out of the library?
Stick it up your rotten arse.
Fix your shit.
Stop being so goddamed lazy all the time and putting your investor dividends over everything else.
Invest some of your billions into improving emulation quality rather than giving your most unfairly maligned legacy platform (IMO) the roughest ride it's ever gotten.
You make me fucking sick.