p1ngs outdoor dating adventures

[p1ngpong]

I thought I would teach you gays how to be manly and pick up hot chicks in the street easily like me. I will use this thread to document my outdoor dating adventures so you pathetic virgins might learn some of my mad seduction skills.

 

[EarlAB]

What in the actual fuck. This is actually @Margen67, you bastard.

 

[Bubsy Bobcat]

Probably "fake and gay" like all YouTube pranks.

 

[EarlAB]

Probably "fake and gay" like me.

Fixed.

 

[Bubsy Bobcat]

Fixed.

That's right, I don't exist.

 

[BurningDesire]

Probably "fake and gay" like all YouTube pranks.

It's just a prank bro!

Great now this horrible thing that just happened is funny and acceptable!

#Logic

 

[Logan Pockrus]

What in the actual fuck. This is actually @Margen67, you bastard.

I legitimately cannot process how @Margen67 relates to any of this. Please explain!

 

[EarlAB]

Explanation: @Margen67 is some douchebag bitch that stalks little girls and tries to get them to come to "a magical place" just like the guy in the video. EXPLAINED.
Oh and he's just overall very creepy and stupid and you should avoid him at all costs...
or risk losing a reproductive organ...





Sorry for the last part being bold like Dorito's, Wii U won't let me switch back.

 

[DinohScene]

mad straight ;o;

 

[migles]

i can see this dude on the news:
"former youtube loser with eyebrows fetish, murdered 35 people"

dan cilley, a youtube looser who used to create videos of himself aproaching and harassing woman on the street, was sentenced to the death chair after murdering 35 people..
the murderer had a weird fetish, he shaved the eyebrows of his victims and used them as incense...
none of the 35 people had anything in common except wearing yoga pants.