p1ngp0wned in da hood

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  1. p1ngpong
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    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    CHAPTER 1​

    Hi my names p1ngpong!

    Im a 12 year old child, DS-X enthusiast, tiny in stature barely 80 pounds in weight with boots on!

    I am so small and naive I have barely even begun mastering the joys of masturbation!

    In April I joined a forum on the internet to find like minded people who loved their DS-X as much as me! Yeah I didnt know the etiquette and intricacies of forum life, maybe I made a couple of mistakes, maybe I LOVED and defended DS-X too much! Yeah I was attacked from all sides by everyone, alone, tiny, cold and vulnerable! I fought off the attacks every day, from the moment I would log in I would be subjected to taunts "OMG DS-X suxs" "Da firmware 1.1.3 is da phail" and so on!

    I got a bad reputation for p0wning people, I didnt want to do it, I had to defend myself, can you fight for your life too hard? I lost a lot in those times, I became almost animalistic! P0wning out of reflex, no remorse, no guilt I didnt care how badly I p0wned people! I didnt care if I p0wned someone in front of their whole family, anyone anyone who looked at me the wrong way was in trouble, thats for sure! People started thinking I was tougher then I was, that I was carved out of stone, a fearless, ruthless p0wning machine! They thought nothing would get to me no taunt, no attack, no harsh word would upset or get to me! It was almost as if people would intentionally cross me for the epic spectacle of the p0wn, in a sick UFC esque, Fight Club like, Gladiatorical spectacle!

    next: chapter 2
     


  2. Sir-Fritz

    Sir-Fritz GBAtemp Maniac

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    Well, okay then!
     
  3. EmperorOfCanada

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  4. Toni Plutonij

    Toni Plutonij *has TrolleyDave & tiny p1ngy on moderating shelf!

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    This epic story made me cry!! You've really been trough all that?

    I almost pissed my pants reading this!! You are the gem of GBAtemp p1ngpong!! [​IMG]
     
  5. DarkRey

    DarkRey still transfoooorming.... with sum lags!

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    i have to say, is a nice story .

    let me guess, in chapter 2 you finally learned the joy of orgasm i mean masturbation?
     
  6. Toni Plutonij

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    I honestly can't wait till Chapter 2!!
     
  7. laminaatplaat

    laminaatplaat GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    I hope chapter 2 is about the art of p0wning, because i'm not sure what it is.
     
  8. DarkRey

    DarkRey still transfoooorming.... with sum lags!

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  9. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    Yeah you p0wned 'em all! [​IMG]
     
  10. MrSpud

    MrSpud GBAtemp Regular

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    And your point is?

    We already know all that, who cares about your "history"

    Maybe for chapter 2 you can talk about how stupid I made you look like? Do you know if you are a 13 years old girl or a 12 years old boy? Come on, hit me with your best shot, let's see your photoshop skills [​IMG]
     
  11. p1ngpong
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    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    Your just pissed off cos I said your avatar looks like a statue committing fellatio!



    p0wned!!! [​IMG]
     
  12. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Don't mess with the p0wn commander or fear the wrath ofthe radioactive forces.
     
  13. Prime

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    Hm, interesting
     
  14. p1ngpong
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    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    Prime im doing my best to get along with you, even joining you for a friendly game of Halo in your and the worsts night!

    Dont spoil it!




    [​IMG]
     
  15. Prime

    Prime GBAtemp Psycho!

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    [​IMG] and I'm trying my best to get along with you also.

    I wasn't spoiling it. I'm just saying your story is interesting.
     
  16. Gore

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    p1ngpong I am founding a religion.
    This religion was not made by me, I am just reviving the cause.
    I want your help in writing our Bible.
     
  17. p1ngpong
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    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    first commandment though shall only worship DS-X

    second commandment though shall always p0wn da hataz

    moar later dadeee! [​IMG]
     
  18. Toni Plutonij

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    He p0wned you so hard, I still can't believe you're standing on your feet!!

    This is story better than Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings combined!! So if you don't like it GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!

    [​IMG] p1ngpong, please, do continue!!
     
  19. Maktub

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    It is THOU.

    C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!!!!!! [​IMG]
     
  20. Mewgia

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    ...there was a combo?