out of shape?

[kingeightsix]

BTW, King, my horse called, said he wanted his horseshoe back XD

lol ask him if i could buy it off him! heck, i'll even buy the second one and let him kick it right up there with the other one!

 

[putamierda]

no can do... i used to hit the gym when i was allowed to leave the premises. when i say i'm on house... it means i can't leave or the mother fucken police will harass me, then put me back in jail.

Ur going to jail??

 

[kingeightsix]

maybe

 

[dice]

maybe

*points at sig*

 

[Westside]

Guys, join the army... I did that, lost a lot of weight at boot camp. Of course you'd have to endure the harshness of a drill instructor, but that will motivate you to exercise.

 

[dice]

doesnt the army last for years what happens after 2 months when you've lost all the weight you want but can't escape?

 

[mthrnite]

Two words...
DYNAMIC

TENSION

 

[Bowser128]

Guys, join the army... I did that, lost a lot of weight at boot camp. Of course you'd have to endure the harshness of a drill instructor, but that will motivate you to exercise.

Yes, because being owned (literally) by your country's army for a few years is better than training at home.

 

[kingeightsix]

LOL dynamic tension...


anyhow, the army won't accept highschool dropouts & guys with criminal records... would they?







you dealin' with some niggas that like to hit it from the back. now, what you think about that? shawtyyy...

 

[Westside]

Not really... we had a 26 year old guy who went to a real jail because of reasons that he didn't want to discuss, he got accepted as an infantry officer for the forces. He was an officer, meaning getting an excellent salary, being called a sir right after the training, and stay in shape at the same time. You were in house arrest, as long as you were pardoned, you have a chance. Well, you have to do at least 19 push ups to begin with.

 

[kingeightsix]

great! i do 30 atm & i'm pushing for more...

and... what's a real jail? all i know is that jail is jail & you don't see much of a difference between the jails... the jail i went to was lindsay's super jail... high security crap... i was in cell 16 on range e... or was it d?.. anyhow... i don't think there's a difference between jails unless it's YO / adult.

 

[Westside]

...Well I meant, not a house arrest, like he actually went to a jail.

But beware, once you join the army, your ass belongs to the country, and should you commit any crime you will go to a military jail instead of civilian. They are not even allowed to sentence you for anything longer than 2 years minus one day, because that is considered cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[kingeightsix]

whoa... that's some nice info, there...

so you get less time... but what's the diff of military jail & criminal jail?

 

[- Wrath of God -]

Didn't you say you had asthma? The army doesn't accept people with medical complications (such as asthma). Unless they recently changed the rules...

 

[Westside]

Your right, asthma... I didn't know, then they would not accept you. Anyhow, in order to do the same kind of exercise we did, run 6km every morning. Do 100 or more push ups and sit ups in a day. Do a 13-14km ruck sack with a 50 pound plus ruck march once in a while. I'm sure you will get in tip top shape. It's just that you won't have as much motivation without the drill sergeant. An even if you have asthma, running 6k at a relatively slow speed (around 8km per hour) should be ok.

 

[GameJesus]

He kills babies and went to jail he told me

 

[azndragonguy115]

i say you get a wii


i played wii sports for liek an hour per day and my rigth bicep is getting rather toned XD

 

[kingeightsix]

LOL i play with my wii... while i watch jenna jameson... and the only muscles i get are the ones on my forearm... and my wrist gets a little stronger... =D

 

[OG LOCC NESS]

Do some resistance weight training. It'll tone you up, and it's useful if you don't have any weights at home. I've noticed an increase in veins in my arms too.

I forgot where the website was, but if you search on google, you'll probably be able to find it.

 

[- Wrath of God -]

What's resistance weight training?