Only I can prevent forest fires

[Ace Gunman]

So apparently only I can prevent forest fires, according to some strung out talking bear. How shall I begin?

 

[Salamantis]

Yep, it's a very, very, VERY special power only Canadians have, it's passed on through the generations.

 

[Westside]

Yep, it's a very, very, VERY special power only Canadians have, it's passed on through the generations.

Canada can't have forest fires, it's too cold.

/end thread.

Mystery solved.

 

[coolbho3000]

Yep, it's a very, very, VERY special power only Canadians have, it's passed on through the generations.

Canada can't have forest fires, it's too cold.

/end thread.

Mystery solved.

Westicles! You're back! Now you can dispute Kikkoman once again!!!

That propaganda campaign is in other countries too? Besides the US?

But only US forests catch on fire.

 

[Westside]

Yep, it's a very, very, VERY special power only Canadians have, it's passed on through the generations.

Canada can't have forest fires, it's too cold.

/end thread.

Mystery solved.

Westicles! You're back! Now you can dispute Kikkoman once again!!!

That propaganda campaign is in other countries too? Besides the US?

But only US forests catch on fire.

Ace Gunman thinks it our turn to host the 2008 forest fires.

 

[Ace Gunman]

Well after we lost back in 1988, I think it's about time we got another shot!

 

[mthrnite]

*pours Ace a shot*

 

[Westside]

*pours Ace a shot*

 

[coolbho3000]

Yep, it's a very, very, VERY special power only Canadians have, it's passed on through the generations.

Canada can't have forest fires, it's too cold.

/end thread.

Mystery solved.

Westicles! You're back! Now you can dispute Kikkoman once again!!!

That propaganda campaign is in other countries too? Besides the US?

But only US forests catch on fire.

Ace Gunman thinks it our turn to host the 2008 forest fires.

What do you mean "our?" You're not from Canada, you're from Ubekistan!

 

[Westside]

 

[Ace Gunman]

You crack my up, little buddy.

 

[redact]

What do you mean "our?" You're not from Canada, you're from Ubekistan!

he's from Uzbekistan, but he lives in canada.... i think