One typo can end your life

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  1. Felek666
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    Well, I mistyped "Lollipop" as "Lolipop" in roblox once, everyone got disgusted and I got slapped a 3-day ban for that.
    The lesson? Don't play roblo-Don't mistype stuff :^)
     
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  2. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Wolf-husky™ Panties

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    At the end of another lost highway
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  3. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    I mistyped "lollipop" as "lollicock" one time and now I'm on a watchlist.
     
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    damn. i mean it's unfair considering how close the c and k keys are to the p key... smh man
     
  5. BORTZ

    BORTZ Tired of being the good guy

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    Once I typed up a letter of recommendation for a friend, he didn't get the job.


    At the very end I meant to type:
    Regards,
    -Bortz

    What I actually typed:
    Retards,
    -Bortz
     
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  6. blujay

    blujay GBATemp's Official Warthog

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    this is the best thing i've read since my neighbors obituary!
     
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    I once mistyped hard disk as hard dick.
     
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    "Hey dude... Can you come replace my hard dick? Thanks" :creep:
     
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    BORTZ Tired of being the good guy

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    While we are on to topic of embarrassing stuff.

    I had a skype group with a couple of friends from college. My one friend was skipping work after 2 sick days, saying he still wasn't feeling well. My friend and I were more or less roasting him, saying stuff like "oh whoa, we got a bad ass over here" and stuff. So I found an appropriate meme to send. I posted it to imgur and copied the share link and sent it.
    Later I had to copy some serial numbers and send them to my boss's wife (co-boss or whatever) and I accidentially messed up the Ctrl+C command and I didn't actually copy over the new serials. Without thinking and in one fluid motion I hit:
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    And sent this to my boss's wife:
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  10. Felek666
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    lmao, did you get fired or no?
     
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    Heck no, my bosses are cool as fook
     
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  12. EthanAddict

    EthanAddict An investment to nothingness

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    I mistyped
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    and the server got destroyed, right @KevinX8 ?
     
  13. Dionicio3

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    Once instead of me typing general I typed genitals
     
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    To add to the topic: I almost emailed my teacher with "Have a nice death" instead of "day".
    And yes, my autocorrect is edgy (was before my battery died) on my phone. lol...
     
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    hmm. does lolipop mean anything?
    *opens incognito window just in case*
    *Googles it*
    u~h... nope. just a "Did you mean: Lollipop" and results for "lollipop".
     
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    accidentally typing good fuck instead of good luck
     
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    anyway, I type "porn" instead of "port" a lot.
     
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    saying to somebody who owns a port: I can see your porn from here