On Puns...

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Gahars, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. Gahars
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    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    For a good while now, there's been a big uptick in the usage of puns on this site. Tons of posters have been getting in on the game, needling threads with their clever bits of wordplay.

    To all you beating me to punchline after punchline with your quips and wisecracks, I just want to say...

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    How am I supposed to maintain a pun-opoly with all this stiff competition? Come on, it's just not going to happen!

    So take a bow, guys; otherwise, you'll call it curtains for good. Capiche?
     
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  2. BrightNeko

    BrightNeko Popcorn ball

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    Oh you so *puts on shades* punny.
     
  3. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    As a consumer, in the long run, a free market with ample competition is much better than a punopoly, providing better puns at lower cost and increasing customer satsfaction. Tl;dr: stiff ones satisfy me better.
     
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  4. emigre

    emigre Oh Jeremy Corbyn

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    I think Gahars wants some sort of protectionism on puns to protect his punopoly for rivals who may provide superior puns at a lower cost. I presume he wants tariffs placed upon other members who use puns to combat these new threats.

    TL;dr: Gahars is a commie bastard.
     
  5. Gahars
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    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Emigre has the pundamentals down pat.
     
  6. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Where are the official papers stating your ruling over puns?
    Show meh teh papers
     
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  7. BORTZ

    BORTZ You get a hat, and YOU get a hat!

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    I will support Gahars on this. His are the highest quality and never leave my mouth with a bad taste.

    Oh we are talking about puns? Yeah noone else is allowed to make puns. Just Gahars.
     
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  8. Hyro-Sama

    Hyro-Sama I'm from the fucking future.

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    Papers? Silly peasant. Overlord Gahars requires no documentation for his decrees. His word is law.
     
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  9. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    He is no Overlord, he is but an impostor!
     
  10. Gahars
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    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    I did once infiltrate the rankings of the Catholic Church so I could call myself an impastor, so close enough.

    Oh, yes, twenty years dungeon, no trial, etc. You know the drill.
     
  11. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    I know many drills.

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  12. Gahars
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    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    I always figured you had a screw loose; this explains it.
     
  13. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    My screws may be loose, but my nuts, on the other hand, have been tightened.

    Which explains my irritability.
     
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    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Why would you allow that in the first place?

    It seems like you really need to learn when to bolt.
     
  15. Flame

    Flame Me > You

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    this thread is handy if i want to learn sign language. why? fuck you. that's why!