For a good while now, there's been a big uptick in the usage of puns on this site. Tons of posters have been getting in on the game, needling threads with their clever bits of wordplay. To all you beating me to punchline after punchline with your quips and wisecracks, I just want to say... How am I supposed to maintain a pun-opoly with all this stiff competition? Come on, it's just not going to happen! So take a bow, guys; otherwise, you'll call it curtains for good. Capiche?