I just finished reading Harry Pothole and the Deadly Swallows and wtf? It wasn't Snake that killed Dumblemort at all! It was The Ring! Snake was acting under specific orders to complete a mission, that when failed would result in his death. The Ring was cursed, and after Dumblemort put it on, he only had limited time to live. Eventhough he didn't have a VCR, he could still play back the cursed tape featuring some Japanese bitch falling down a well because she thought she saw a Flying Rod, using an enchanted coffeegrinder. After knowing about the curse, he sent Snake to New York where a device was implanted in his head by a threelegged pimp that forced him to complete a mission completely unrelated to Harry Potter whatsoever. See, when I get bored I make up my own story, usually influenced by my surroundings, and Escape From New York was playing followed by The Ring. I didn't really read more than twelve words from the actual book, because I hate books and anyone that owns one.