OMG I HACKED THE NINTENDO SWITCH!!!!111111111111

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  1. epicmartin7
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    OMG GEIZ, I HACKED DA SWITCH. I HAVE FREE GAEMS AND EVERYTHENG!!!!!11111!!!!! HERE'S HOW YO DO ET.

    1.) TAKE YOUR SWITCH AND SLAM IT HARD AF.
    2.) SIT ON IT AND SHAKE WHAT YOUR MOMMA GAVE YOU.
    3.) GRAB A KNIFE AND GENTLY PUSH IT THROUGH THE SCREEN HALFWAY. THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE AN USERLAND EXPLOIT.
    4.) BUST YOUR HAND THROUGH IT ALL THE WAY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DEVICE. THIS IS HOW WE START THE ROP CHAIN.
    5.) GRAB YOUR NEWLY EXPLOITED SWITCH AND PUT IT INTO YOUR DOCK. I PERSONALLY USE THIS SPECIAL DOCK, BUT YOU GO WITH WHATEVER SUITS YOU.
    6.) GET A BLOWTORCH AND FIRE THAT SUCKER TO BLOW A HOLE INTO THE DOCK. THAT WILL ALLOW KERNEL ACCESS.
    7.) TAKE YOUR GAME CARD AND PUT IT INTO THE HOLE YOU MADE WITH THE KNIFE.
    8.) CUT OUT A PIECE OF PAPER WITH A MARKER BY YOUR SIDE AND DRAW A REPLICA BY ANY GAME.
    9.) PUT THAT IN YOUR GAME CARD SLOT.
    10.) FINALLY, USE YOUR IMAGINATION AND PRETEND YOU HAVE THAT GAME.

    GEIZ, THIS IS LEGITZ. PLS DONUT CALL THE POLECE. I AM ONLY AN INNOCENT GAME PIRATE WHO PIRATES PIRATED CONTENT. THIS ES 100%, I SWARE. DUN'T SUE ME.
     
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  2. Vipera

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    Away from this shithole
    Tryhard

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  3. smileyhead

    smileyhead Secret Society BLANKET

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    That's next level piracy.