Kittens are just like cats except smaller. Speaking of kittens, I got a pair of them over the weekend. They’re siblings and cute as a button. A button that’s smaller than an ordinary button. Would you like to meet them? Of course you would! Chobi is the boy cat. He is very playful, affectionate, and he is a world class sprinter, capable of running at speeds in excess of 50 miles per hour. His superior leg muscles also allow him to jump incredible heights. He snatched a hawk out of the air earlier today. Asker is the girl cat. She’s more reserved, but very talkative, and she is a super genius, having the human equivalent of a 175 IQ. She speaks Dutch, Italian, French and Russian fluently. I don’t know any of those languages so she might as well be meowing. Here’s some pictures if you want to check them out. You don’t have to click the link if you don’t want to. This isn’t a forced wallet baby photo situation.