OH SHIT!

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by epicelite, Jul 22, 2010.

  1. epicelite
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    epicelite Equal opportunity ass kicker.

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    A ZOMBIE JUST BURST THROUGH YOUR DOOR!

    You have only whats within your arms reach to defend yourself!

    WHAT DO YOU GRAB?
     


  2. haflore

    haflore aeternaliter fluxa

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    My nearby short sword and 9mm.
     
  3. The Pi

    The Pi Lurker

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    My riot shield.
     
  4. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvertâ„¢

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    Well, by now I've certainly wet myself, since I have to pee right now and I happen to be quite, quite scared of zombies...

    A heavy glass lamp's all I got that'll do anything resembling decent damage. Let's hope it's a zombie that's been dead long enough to have it's bodily liquids coagulated, don't need to be getting sprayed with any infection now.
     
  5. OtakuGamerZ

    OtakuGamerZ GBAtemp Fan

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    THIS!
    [​IMG]
     
  6. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    Well, some of you might not believe it, but I have a Katana on arms reach just near me.

    So I'm grabbing that [​IMG]
     
  7. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    Get inside the TARDIS, which would just so happen to be within arm's reach.
     
  8. SkankyYankee

    SkankyYankee GBAtemp Advanced Skank

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    In front of the PC
    Id start with my LP collection flinging them at em Shaun of the Dead style. Then Id grab my extra pc power supply and swing it by the cord and brain em a few times.
     
  9. epicelite
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    epicelite Equal opportunity ass kicker.

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    Mite b cool.
     
  10. EpicJungle

    EpicJungle stop browbeating me can't you see i'm sexy

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    my condom that i was using
     
  11. soulx

    soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    A belt and I fight him ninja style.
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Vulpes Abnocto

    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    The hell were you using it for?
    A hairnet?
     
  13. The Pi

    The Pi Lurker

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    To keep his "toy" in good condition.
     
  14. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvertâ„¢

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    It's not like an action figured where it comes to you already wrapped up and you need to keep from opening it in the first place...





    RIGHT? [​IMG]
     
  15. Forstride

    Forstride The rudder moves when I turn the wheel

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    A hammer for close-up attacks and a lamp to swing around by the cord and attack from a distance.
     
  16. Potticus

    Potticus GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Realistically I might use my laptop that I'm not currently on, if I have time the huge knife in my desk drawer.
     
  17. Splych

    Splych GBAtemp's Lurker

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    a holepuncher and well i don't know... the toolbox.

    then i'll start bashing it with stuff in it.
     
  18. Infinite Zero

    Infinite Zero Almost!

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    I grab my Sly Cooper cane. "nuff said
     
  19. Paarish

    Paarish Connor's Nublet

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    my slipper...? [​IMG]
     
  20. imshortandrad

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    I'd be like "HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL, A REAL ZOMBIE!"

    Then I'd beat him/her up with my ukulele, fo sho. [​IMG]