OH NO! My toilet is possed :-(

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  1. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    I hate when this happens, what should I do?

    Whenever I try to go pee it tries to bite my penis off and says it will feed on my soul?

    Should I try to have sex with it?


    * UPDATE - It just ate my last pizza bagel that was totally uncool!
     


  2. Destructobot

    Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    You pee sitting down with the lid down?
     
  3. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    when you open the lid its on the other side too
     
  4. Destructobot

    Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    That still doesn't explian how it got within biting distance of your wiiwii.
     
  5. ojsinnerz.

    ojsinnerz. Damned

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  6. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    it can stretch .... and I'm talking about my penis
     
  7. DarkRey

    DarkRey still transfoooorming.... with sum lags!

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    u r the only one making post like this lol

    solution:
    eat some beans then go and shit.. the smell will make him run away
    and dont forget to take some toilet papers, dont end up like me
    [​IMG]p.s
    do u really have a penis? thats strange
     
  8. WildWon

    WildWon EXTERMINATE!

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    I didn't know you had a wang, Bonemonkey!

    I thought that special appendage was only awarded to Bonermonkey! HAHAHAHAHA... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... A-HAHAHAHAHA HA hA haAhahaAHaahaAHAHAHAahaaha!!!

    AHwhaahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHA

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    heEEheeheheeheeEHEEHEEHE

    AHAHAHA.


    HA. pwn3d.
     
  9. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    Agreed.


    Don't worry BoneDonkey, your dickpenis is too small for that.
     
  10. p1ngpong

    p1ngpong The King is Dead

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    I agree I would def 100% get that seat as drunk as possible so I could have my way with it!
     
  11. jgu1994

    jgu1994 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Feels good man.
     
  12. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    What kind of bacon have you been eating? [​IMG]
     
  13. dinofan01

    dinofan01 Misses the old days...

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    The solution is obvious... you need to use the power of the Mega Tigerzord!!!!!!!
     
  14. Salamantis

    Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    GO GO GADGET EXTENDIBLE PENIS
     
  15. WildWon

    WildWon EXTERMINATE!

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    Oh, and Bonemonkey, what the FUCK is Possed?
     
  16. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    I can't spell :-(
     
  17. xJonny

    xJonny ...

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    There are a lot of other things that you can't do.
     
  18. Awdofgum

    Awdofgum Wadofgum

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    Give it an exorcism.
     
  19. WildWon

    WildWon EXTERMINATE!

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    Aww. Sorry. *bacon huggles*
     
  20. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    BUT YOU CAN MORPH