Oh... My... God...

[WildWon]

BACON PLACEMAT!

*tears of joy*

 

[Ferrariman]

IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!! *sniff*

 

[WildWon]

OMG THERE'S INSTRUCTIONS via instructables.com

*faint*

...holy shit. Serve choco-covered bacon on a bacon placemat.

This is THE BEST Friday the 13th EVER!

 

[BoneMonkey]

i saw that a long time ago its called bacon weaving lol

 

[WildWon]

If i haven't eaten it before, its new to me!

I have a new life goal. To present a new baconized item which the bacon-tzar has never bacon-seen.

I shall return with new bacon-greatness. It will bring the Tempers to their collective bacon-knees.

EDIT: i just re-read this, and i'm like the Christopher Columbus of the bacon world.

BoneMonkey: I require a ship with 30 of your best monkeys (or bones... *shudder*) as crew. *bow*

 

[berlinka]

Somehow that picture reminds me of Silence of the Lambs.........

 

[Rehehelly]

Streaky bacon ftl

 

[PBC]

Bacon toothbrush?
Bacon butchering knife? (to butcher more bacon)
Bacon DS stylis?
Microwave bacon crisper...made of bacon?
A perpetual motion made of bacon!

The future is nigh!

 

[Rehehelly]

Bacon blanket and bacon pillow for when you get the munchies at 4am in the morn.

 

[WildWon]

Bacon blanket and bacon pillow for when you get the munchies at 4am in the morn.

Eww. Think of the body-full of zits you'd with which you'd wake up. You'd have to use your Oxy Baco-Face Pads all over your body... then eat them.

Second thought, i'm in.

 

[WildWon]

Oh, my quest has turned up some interesting findings.

and

Eh? These new? *hoping*

 

[Rehehelly]

Screw the oxy pads.

Coat yourself in brown sauce then tuck in.

 

[Defiance]

I just realized that if testing areas' posts count, then BoneMonkey's post count would be over 20,000.

 

[Pizzaroo]

I like the Bacon DS stylus Idea. But you would get grease all over the screen and in 20 seconds after playing warioware touched you will realize you ate your stylus.