Official Xenoblade wankery thread

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Dec 28, 2012
  1. soulx
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    Member soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    I beg you don't cry, Guild.
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    Member Nah3DS Madre de Dios! Es El POLLO DIABLO!!!

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    • Xenoblade has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
    • Xenoblade won American Idol using only sign language
    • Xenoblade won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
    • Some magicans can walk on water, Xenoblade can swim through land.
    • Xenoblade can cut through a hot knife with butter
    • Xenoblade and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
    • Xenoblade once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
    • Xenoblade doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
    • Death once had a near-Xenoblade experience
    • Xenoblade is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    • Xenoblade counted to infinity - twice.
    • Xenoblade can slam a revolving door.
    • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Xenoblade.
    • Xenoblade > Half Life 2
     
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    ...that would imply that he actually cares... and he doesn't. Pretty sure nobody does. ;O;
     
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    Coulda fooled me.
     
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    Xenoblade? Pfft. I wish I could See-No-Blade.

    Waka waka, chumps.
     
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    Reporter Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    When a given console has just a handful of actually good games, it's obvious that the few of them will get overhyped beyond human comperhension. Xenoblade chit-chat isn't really infuriating due to differences in opinions, it's simply tiring to hear about it on and on.

    /Srs in tha EoF
     
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    And here I am, wondering what the hell "Xenoblade" is…
     
  8. emigre

    Member emigre Has complex motives

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    Persona 4 is better.
     
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  10. Tom Bombadildo

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    It's a sleep-aid.
     
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    Member Jiehfeng The Moon over the Sun

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    Nice shit thread!
    I guess most of the temp loves shit :/
     
  12. Sterling

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    Hmm, listen to a guy with a pokemon sig/avatar, or a guy with a flaming badass? Hmm...
     
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    Well he's certainly flaming, that's for sure...
     
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    Member Sterling GBAtemp's Silver Hero

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    No he's trolling for Guild McCommunists (I think he needs more bait though). There's a clear difference here. Guild has a tendency to dislike two games to the point of annoyance. Minecraft and Xenoblade are like his pet peeves. I can't wait to see his responses personally since they always have some snarky and underhanded humor in them despite most of his reasons being personal than actual game flaws (that's another topic entirely though).
     
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    ..wat. Oh wait, no I meant flaming as in flaming homosexual, not internet flaming.

    Also, Xenoblade isn't Guilds pet peeve...at all. If anything Foxi bitched about Xenoblade more than Guild did in that one thread about it (at least, from what I read).
     
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    Foxi has a tendency to legitimately hate on everything at one point or another. It's sort of his thing ya' know. Non-biased destruction is what I call it. :)
     
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    I think he just hates on things other people circle jerk to really. Maybe he has something against circle jerks?
     
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    Aside from being gross or...?
     
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  20. emigre

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    I thought Xenoblade was overrated nonsense. 7/10 game at best for me.
     
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