[OFFICIAL] NoctoCult Thread

[Noctosphere]

DEAR MEMBERS OF NOCTOCULT
FROM NOW ON, I'LL GIVE TO EACH MEMBERS ONE VIRGIN PER WEEK. I'LL ALSO GIVE YOU THREE EXTRA HOTTER VIRGIN FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR. I'LL ALSO GIVE YOU ANOTHER VIRGIN WHEN YOU DIE, SO WE CAN SACRIFICE HER TO BRING YOU BACK TO LIVE, AND TO CELEBRATE YOUR COME BACK, FIVE EXTRA VIRGIN FOR EVERYONE!!!!
so? anyone want to join my cult?

 

[VinsCool]

no.

 

[Gingerbread Crumb]

Ill join.

 

[EarlAB]

Sorry, but I already have @VinsCool's girlfriend, @Noctosphere's transexual boyfriend, and a fat midget.

 

[Noctosphere]

Sorry, but I already have @VinsCool's girlfriend, @Noctosphere's transexual boyfriend, and a fat midget.

Grrrr

 

[EarlAB]

Oh, and I'm currently fisting @VinsCool.

 

[VinsCool]

Oh, and I'm currently fisting @VinsCool.

DEEPER BITCH

 

[EarlAB]

Uh, punching. Not the other thing.

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Jeez, you fucking perv.

 

[VinsCool]

Uh, punching. Not the other thing.

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Jeez, you fucking perv.

 

[Noctosphere]

Im soooo reporting you Earl....
Joke

 

[EarlAB]

But I do know what I AM fisting...

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ANNNNNNDDDDD EVERYBODY'S JACKING OFF.

 

[Noctosphere]

Peanut butter jelly time

 

[Deleted User]

Oh, and I'm currently fisting @VinsCool.

[[covers eyes]]

 

[DeslotlCL]

intestines disorder by fisting kkk

 

[VinsCool]

intestines disorder by fisting kkk

I know right? I keep having disastrous dierrheas now