NSFW, Crulest Tattoo in the world...

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Feb 28, 2008
  1. Westside
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    :'( I don't qualify, how about you?
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    cm right? [​IMG]
     
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    If it was cm, then that would be one short girl...
     
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    note to self put tape mesure back in draw with head down in shame.
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    that i dont have her number lol
     
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size#St...s_on_penis_size (that is erect by the way)

    I mean, what selfrespecting man would still have sex with her if he's not over 8 inches.

    edit: Actually, now I think about it, it doesn't say you have to be 8 inches to have sex with her. It says you need 8 inches to enjoy it. I suppose she's kind of loose? I don't wanna know. [​IMG]
     
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    im well qualified [​IMG]
     
  8. Westside
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    Dude, but even in my school we had a legendary dude named "Foot long Phil", I don't think
     
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    Since when do whales come with a barcode?
     
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    Girls like this are soooo stupid...90% bitch about wanting what she has tattooed on her leg...and when they get it they just cry they can't handle it.... Not to mentioned your pretty much doomed to get shitty head... And yes I believe the "average" penis size is increasing...possibly due to hormones in beef and chicken as I have met quite a few people in real life who are amongst the 12% margin.
     
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    LMFAO thats the best fucking reply yet lol [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Wiki micropenis. [​IMG]
     
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    looks photoshopped to me...
     
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    The tattoo looks real, but the face looks too ugly to have it, so the face is most likely shopped on.
     
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    We had a boy in my school who came in and said "i measure my dick last night it was 3mm" we said "you might want to check that again" while pissing are selfs. so he comes back the next day and said "i measure it again and it was 6cm erect" lmfao


    just use a paper bag it worked for uglybob
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    Because it is. They didn't even bother to curve the tattoo to match the curvature of the skin.
     
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    Its definately photoshopped, and know I don't think I could get a ride either :[
     

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