Many reports are coming in that North Korea has invaded the West Coast. Possibly with armed nuclear weapons...well it looks like World War 3 has officially begun. Source: http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/31/world/asia/north-korea-invades-east-coast/index.html?hpt=hp_inthenews
Your source says they invaded the east coast. Did they invade both sides? I live in Florida and can personally confirm that they have occupied and taken control of Disney World. They've nuked It's a Small World (which some people may actually approve of) and American Adventure (god dammit) but they said we can keep everything else as long as they get all the fastpasses. The lines for Space Mountain and Pirates of the Caribbean are really long right now though.
It has begun eh... Well one thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the Koreans will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new North Korean overlords.
Shhhh. I became friends with Putin and we're currently talking about brining back communism in the Eastern Bloc.