Nooooooooooooooooo!

[Koumori_Knight]

Wut do I do now.
I swear all I traded was hugs, but they tell me that I gave some one a kiss and offered to smuggle them into Russia!

 

[monkat]

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Please someone tell me!
Do I need a lawyer?
An escape route?
A tube of ky?
What do I doooooo!

I am so scared of tickle torture!

 

[rastsan]

Hmm, I havenm't been payed for tickle torture for eleven years... I'll still do it if you are interested...
*(I'll start loading up the stuff to tie you up and the wonderful toys to tickle you with)*
You don't have a heart condition? Right - cause the toy uses electricity and if you have a pace maker I probably shouldn't bring it...
any latex rubber or fur allergies cause that knocks out a bunch of other things to and just leaves the leather.... hmmm
don't worry about lube I'll have the other guys coming with bring some...
GIGGLING ALOT while thinking about this...
mmm tickle torture...
Oh and one of those guys is a lawyer so you can ask him when he gets there...

 

[Rydian]

A tube of ky?

... run over your list of hiding places with me again, please?

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Hmm, I havenm't been payed for tickle torture for eleven years... I'll still do it if you are interested...
*(I'll start loading up the stuff to tie you up and the wonderful toys to tickle you with)*
You don't have a heart condition? Right - cause the toy uses electricity and if you have a pace maker I probably shouldn't bring it...
any latex rubber or fur allergies cause that knocks out a bunch of other things to and just leaves the leather.... hmmm
don't worry about lube I'll have the other guys coming with bring some...
GIGGLING ALOT while thinking about this...
mmm tickle torture...
Oh and one of those guys is a lawyer so you can ask him when he gets there...

BACK UP! Unless you are a very sexy woman, you do NOT get to tie me up. If you are a very sexy woman, you will have to wait!
Either way, no tying and NO torture!

QUOTE(Koumori_Knight @ Nov 22 2010, 07:47 PM) A tube of ky?

... run over your list of hiding places with me again, please?

A pipe I was hoping to pull a Mario and jump in a warp pipe....but Nooooooooooo, instead I get stuck in a pipe that smells like a poorly baked eel pie!

 

[rastsan]

Nope just a former farmboy (male very male)... There could be a woman or two with us its not too late...
does it matter if they were formerly guys? I swear you cannot tell the difference.

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Right, uhm....what are you going to do to me again?
Oh, right! Tickle torture!
Women only, and they will just have to wait till I get out from under these trumped up charges of outsider trading!
Unless you are going to pry me out of this damn pipe, and tell those cops that I never kissed anyone, don't bother pitching "former men", normal women, ice cream, riches or anything else to me!
Also; show me pics, or it never happened!

 

[rastsan]

Pics of the former women pics of the lawyer pics of the toys...???!!! pics of what? If you want a pic of me my personal photo is close enough to be accurate just an artists pointof view (mine)...
I swear if I brought one former guy and one chick the chick wouldn't be able to tell either...

UH, that wasn't what I was offering;part of the torture is you watching me do the others in front of you -as you are tied up....
If you are a good captive then you get to participate...

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Uhm....ok...all of the above...I want pics of every one....I think.

And just who will I be captive of? Will you get these stupid charges dropped?

 

[rastsan]

charges?!?

Captive?!?!
You are paying me for this...
Its been a while since someone payed me for tickle torture...
Maybe I should have been more clear... oh well. As to the charges, I honestly don't know what to say.
Oh wait where are you that they can charge you with outsider trading over hugs, kisses, and russia?

Augh nevermind I still love tickle torture...
You will be captive of whomever else I bring with me... that and the people inprisoning you over those charges.
anyone ready to sign up for tickle torturing him post in this thread.

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Pardon me, are you inviting other people to tickle me?!
Eeepp!
I can be convinced to pay more if you'll get me out from under these charges....