So here I am, up at very early in the morning, when my dog comes into the computer room, realising his malicious intent from previous experience, I quickly ushered him to the door outside, but the bastard wouldn't listen and he just pisses on the rug, I'm like "NOOOO! STOP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" But it's too late, he finishes, zips up his trousers, and goes back to bed, and I'm left here in a computer room soon to fill with the smell of piss. Damn it.