NOOOOOOOOOO!

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Coldstare5, May 29, 2009.

  1. Coldstare5
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    So here I am, up at very early in the morning, when my dog comes into the computer room, realising his malicious intent from previous experience, I quickly ushered him to the door outside, but the bastard wouldn't listen and he just pisses on the rug, I'm like "NOOOO! STOP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" But it's too late, he finishes, zips up his trousers, and goes back to bed, and I'm left here in a computer room soon to fill with the smell of piss.

    Damn it.
     


  2. mucus

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    you probably deserved it y'know...
     
  3. Hop2089

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    Throw him in the Everglades for alligator food.
     
  4. Coldstare5
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    I know! I'll do an impression of him that is quite... cheeky.
     
  5. Brian117

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    Upload it on YouTube pl0x.
     
  6. iPikachu

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    your dog has trousers?
     
  7. Coldstare5
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    He's the Jimmy Neutron of dogs, dawg.
     
  8. iPikachu

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    holy shat.
     
  9. Brian117

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    Boxers or briefs?
     
  10. Coldstare5
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    Underwear is for girls and communists.

    In other words, briefs.
     
  11. Cablephish

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    You, Mr. Fake Planters Peanut Guy, are insane.
     
  12. iPikachu

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    so is his dog '3'
     
  13. fgghjjkll

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    this.....made me lol
     
  14. oliebol

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    What are you talking about? Piss smells freakin' nice! [​IMG] It makes me feel kinda high
     
  15. Coldstare5
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    I'll upload an artist's depiction of the crime later, right now Photobuckets being a crabby old bitch who won't load properly or let me upload anything.

    Maybe it's in on this, and is trying to stop evidence from arising! CONSPIRACY!
     
  16. MegaAce™

    MegaAce™ Steal back your future.

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    At least he found the computer room for you.
     
  17. Coldstare5
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    [​IMG]

    As you can see here, he is clearly guilty of the aforementioned crime, as seen by the smokes, the piss and the evil intent.
     
  18. GameSoul

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    Yeah, coldstares one of the 'woohoo' tempers 0.o. Everyone knows that a DOG doesn't stand up and pee!
     
  19. Coldstare5
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    As I said, mine's the evil Jimmy Neutron of dogs, dawg.
     
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    Wow, i really don't know what to say...