Noobs guide to Counter Strike

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Linkiboy, Mar 16, 2008.

  1. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

    May 14, 2006
    United States
    This is pure ownage (not a real guide)

    Part 2

  2. go185

    go185 GBAtemp Regular

    Jun 18, 2006
    Lol nice
  3. Twiffles

    Twiffles танковые победы

    Sep 6, 2007
    Gambia, The
    Sing a song.

    First I was afraid
    I was petrified,
    thought I couldn't get a frag
    without you by my side,
    and then I spent so many rounds
    just camping out all on my own,
    and I grew strong
    and now i'm defusing the bomb...

    And now i'm back,
    so shut your face
    you cannot play as good as me
    you're such a fat disgrace
    weren't you the one who left me
    playing on my own
    all up to me, the VIP.

    No chance not I,
    I will survive,
    as long as I have bomber
    then I know I'll stay alive
    and now you're back and expect
    weapons thrown for free
    but I'm saving all my money for an AWP.

    CT's arrive, you won't survive
    because the second I see
    with my colt you're gonna die
    You just TK and keep the frags off of your own
    but hey get ready man for planitudes of shit
    now that you're on.

    You say it's dark and that
    you cannot tell the teams apart,
    but that line's old and not as fresh
    as pepper chili farts.

    You just want kills
    you do not care about your team
    you beam them 37 times but keep
    on coming back in clean.

    He's in the pipes,
    out on the lawn,
    you're cheating
    tell me why the hell FORCECHASECAM isn't on,
    we can't do shit by simply banning your IP,
    someone bring on down the console,
    and you ban his WON ID.

    Oh no not I,
    I will survive,
    no matter how much you are cheating,
    well I know I'll stay alive.

    You might have speed cheats on,
    or wallhacks on to see,
    by I've got the same ones running,
    so just try and fuck with me.

    Nothing left to do,
    I blew your team away,
    the scores are 29 to 3
    and your team cannot play.

    The final round is coming in,
    and you have not one ounce of class,
    so you can take your stupid AK
    shove it right up in your ass.

    Now time is running out,
    five minutes on the clock,
    you lost your gun, you lost your style,
    your playing shuttle cock.

    It's you and me,
    it's one on one,
    so one must die,
    now I'm zooming in my reticle,
    so baby it's goodbye.

    Oh no not I,
    I will survive,
    can you remember when you fragged me
    and I lost my life.

    So many months ago,
    that match was far away,
    but now so sudden when I beat you
    you've got nothing left to say.
  4. arctic_flame

    arctic_flame GBAtemp ATMEGA8 Fan

    Nov 4, 2006
    England land
    Is that some old video?
  5. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

    Jan 14, 2006
    lol.. liked counter strike in the beginning, then it got kinda boring.. [​IMG]

    nice song Twiffles!