No More Twinkies :( -Hostess to go out of Business

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  1. LightyKD
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  2. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    I would now like to ask for a moment of silence to commemorate this sad day.
     
  3. kingcolex

    kingcolex Joe "Coop" Cooper

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    =/ I heard this, I'm sure another company will pick up all the famous snack cakes and start making them the same way it will just be Litte Debbie: Twinkie
     
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  4. chavosaur

    chavosaur Austin Trujillo

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    I quit life. What the Hell am I gonna eat during an Apocalypse now?
    CUZ IM SURE AS FUCK NOT EATING SNOBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  5. Devin

    Devin "Local Hardware Wizard"

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    Darn it Gahars. I wanted to make a Tallahassee joke.
     
  6. Bladexdsl

    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    nooooooo we need twinkies for when the world ends it's the only thing that will survive! :creep:
     
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  7. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    ...and along-side Twinkies dies another processed food product which contains Twinkies as its main ingredient... Deep-fried Twinkies.

    ...so this is the true face of Recession... We're staring into the gaping mouth of the beast... life will never be the same again...
     
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  8. Danny600kill

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    I've only ever had one twinkie in my life ( They are not sold over here except in specified US candy stores and the prices are ridiculous )and I honestly can't say it was anything special :) So not going to be a great loss to me , but thats just me :P
     
  9. FAST6191

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    You say that kingcolex and food patents are almost as insane as mobile phone patents but looking back on things having food companies pick the bones of their fallen competitors (or indeed produce things others no longer produce- seen crystal pepsi lately?) and run with it does not seem as common as other industries.

    Personally I can not stand the things, but anything that lends its name to a legal defence after a fashion ( http://www.snopes.com/legal/twinkie.asp ) I can not hold in an entirely negative light.
     
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  10. Hadrian

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    Just that and that is my reaction to most US snack things, they just seem so bland and mediocre.
     
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  11. Crimsonclaw111

    Crimsonclaw111 GBAtemp Fan

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    A true patriot, Twinkie the Kid served us until the very end...
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  12. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    I still have to eat one :( Can't find 'em here :sad:
     
  13. chartube12

    chartube12 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    I don't care for hostess products.
     
  14. Guild McCommunist

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    I personally prefer Little Debbie stuff better, Hostess stuff tastes a little too light and airy.

    Still, you will be missed you spongy yellow bastard.
     
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    "In Apu from the Simpsons voice" Silly Customer you cannot hurt a twinkie
     
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  16. DJPlace

    DJPlace P!ssed OFF Pyscho of GBA!!

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    I just saw this on the cbs news a few minutes ago... I never tried a deep fried twinkie and now I never will...
     
  17. TwinRetro

    TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty.
     
  18. Ron

    Ron somehow a weeb now.

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    Didn't they declare bankruptcy about 6 months ago? Well, I've never tried a Twinkie, and I've heard horrifying tales, so I don't really care.
     
  19. Guild McCommunist

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    I mean they're gross but if we didn't eat food that was incredibly processed and disgusting then we'd be very sad people.

    AKA vegans.
     
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    The 18,000 union workers didn't want to take an 8% pay cut to save the company I hope they're happy with the 100% pay cut they got and total loss of benefits in a pretty rough economy
     
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