No Homers Club

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Ace Gunman, Sep 23, 2008.

Sep 23, 2008

No Homers Club by Ace Gunman at 11:11 AM (936 Views / 0 Likes) 9 replies

  1. Ace Gunman
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    Welcome to the No Homers Club. No Homer(s) allowed!

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  2. Man18

    Member Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    ouch.
     
  3. AndreXL

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    How about a just bunch of characters modified using CSS?
    Doh!
     
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    hmm... i don't know why but this topic title sounds familiar [​IMG]
     
  5. Szyslak

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    Dear Mr. Gunman,

    On behalf of my client, I am issuing you a cease and desist order on your hateful campaign of slanderous defamation. Mr. Jones has had an outstanding career, and his defensive prowess makes him a lock for a first ballet Hall-of-Famer. There is no possible way that the Dodgers would be in playoff contention without his invaluable services. Just look at what happened to the Braves without their former gold-glover patrolling center this year.

    I hate to present the evidence in such a blunt manner, but you cannot overlook my client's contribution this year:

    BA: .158 HR: 3 RBI: 14 OBP: .256

    The above numbers clearly justify his meager $15 million salary for this season

    Your thoughtless actions have led to a direct drop in the sales of A. Jones merchandising. There can be no other explanation. Because of this, we will be contacting your representation, listed as one Mr. shaunj66, and filing suit to recover all damages.

    Pwuss, his wittle knee huwt.

    Sincerely,
    Scott Boras
     
  6. Ace Gunman
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    Phew! its a good thing that i only made it to third base with your m-

    never mind.
     
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    third base with my monkey!?
    you best keep away from him...
     
  10. science

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    But you let in Homer Glumplich!
     

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