"Sir, Sir I got a scoop!"
"Well, give it to me."
"This little girl was mauled by a dog whilst she was playing her DS game thing, it tore her lip right off!"
"Sounds terrible, but not profitable. How can we make quick headlines out of this?"
"Who should we blame?"
"If we blame the kid, no story there, she was naive. If we blame the parents, it's just another case of negligence. We can't really blame the dog, we're in no position to blame the law makers for letting them own it..."
"Blame the video game sir? Say barking sounds agitated the dog?"
"PRINT IT".