Nintendo Sex Education Tape

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  1. Frederica Bernkastel

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    Jan 31, 2008
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    Mario has no gender and luigi is american!
    Actually all of mario is a bad idea, Fat plumber taking magic mushrooms, soon lesson 2: Drugs and why you should take them
  2. Tigerstar

    Tigerstar Advanced Member

    Sep 30, 2006
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    Are we forgetting the "love hotel" business Nintendo used to run?
  3. rscarrab

    rscarrab GBAtemp Regular

    Jan 29, 2007
    Bureau 39, Pyongyang
    "Hmm, make sense, but what about the mushrooms?
    On second thought, lets not go there.

    All the "normal" levels show us the real Mario. Like level 1. The first thing he does at the start of the game, is eat a mushroom and whenever he enters into a pipe or goes swimming under water we get to see, first hand, Mario's mushroom trip. For the most part; the rest of the game is a trip through Mario's psyche. The reason Mario gets bigger when he takes a mushroom is to provide a comparison to the body buzz you would experience during a grueling 6 hour trip; dodgy depth perception and feelings of grandeur are common traits. Possibly even things appearing bigger than they actually are (that level where everything is BIG for instance).

    I dont think we fully understand the harsh realities that plague Mario Land. And even if we did, it would be as usefull to us as Timothy McSweeney's take on "The Implausability of The Death Star's Trash Compactor";

    "I maintain that the trash compactor onboard the Death Star in "Star Wars" is implausible, unworkable, and moreover, inefficient."


    All we need now is a star wars sex education tape. The apprentice Jedi learning how to use his "force", the Death Star as the uterus and that string of piss Luke Hamill as the urethra.
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