Nintendo Published Game That Features Whores Murder & Syphilis

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  1. Hadrian
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    ESRB Ratings For Real Crimes: Jack The Ripper.

    Ha none news BS, for some reason I felt doing a tabloid style headline.

    http://dsiware.nintendolife.com/news/2010/...ks_onto_dsiware
     
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    And only DSiWare? [​IMG]
     
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    Those ESRB descriptions are always hilarious.
     
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    Oh god... That's hilarious... Whores? Hahaha
     
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    This is for teens?!?!? [​IMG] lol
     
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    Finally XD
     
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    Nintendo decided to venture into new ground?
    THE NEW REVOLUTION IN GAMING I TELL YOU!
    TOUCH THE FEMALES CHEST WITH THE STYLUS AND WATCH THEM BOUNCE!

    ~Cruise control~
     
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    Doki Doki Majo Shinpan already did it [​IMG]
     
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    ROFL

    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    AHHHH ... save me from the laughter.
     
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    That would be much better on a iPad(Bigger Screen) or iTouch considering it has multitouch.

    But seriously I bet Nintendo didn't make this game.Maybe licensed by them like GTA:CW
     
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    Funny how this came up shortly after I just finished watching a few episodes about it on Detective Academy Q. Anyway, it's a shame that this is only going to be on DSiware. I was hoping maybe it could be at least on the Wii or something, but oh well. I wonder if this is just another item finder game, or a visual novel.
     
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    Unlike Doki Doki Majo Shinpan which is terrible, distasteful, and lacks any good value whatsoever, Jack the Ripper is more of a crime/mystery solving game which is educational and thought stimulating. It's also historical which is a good thing and I commend Nintendo for not watering it down. As for the T rated I loled.
     
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    It is, however, funny, loli, hilarious, loli, cool and loli.
    And I hoped Jack the ripper would be the first rape-and-murder-game on the ds.
     
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    It sounds like its a pure port (content wise) of the PC title but its good that they've not taken certain parts out.
     

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