Nintendo loves penises and butts

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  1. soulx
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    http://www.destructoid.com/kotaku-lied-nintendo-loves-penises-and-butts--253415.phtml

    Other pieces of evidence - NSFW?
     


  2. emigre

    emigre Has complex motives

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  3. WiiUBricker

    WiiUBricker Fake News Reporter

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    This isn't a penis. Look closely.
     
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  4. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    I like big busts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny.
     
  5. Rizsparky

    Rizsparky Saiyan Prince

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    Who doesnt!
     
  6. beta4attack

    beta4attack GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    This is just flame bait....
    inb4 chaos
     
  7. Devin

    Devin "Local Hardware Wizard"

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    I like good games and I cannot lie. You other companies can't deny.
    When Nintendo walks in with an itty bitty game, and it's the same thing.
    You get served.
     
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  8. Qtis

    Qtis Grey Knight Inquisitor

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    Surprised? Censoring explicit content will undoubtedly lead to this. The easiest examples are in art in general: an old ancient greek/roman statue can have a penis all it wants, but god forbid you if you happened to show a bare breast somewhere in modern art. Not to mention text book examples.

    ps. Nice ass in Fire Emblem.
     
  9. jefffisher

    jefffisher GBAtemp Maniac

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    i think that's an arm, i've never seen a penis that shape or that far off to the side.
     
  10. Hanafuda

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    Hey, you're the expert. I'll take your word for it. :P
     
  11. jomaper

    jomaper Some random argie lost in the Internet.

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  12. WiiUBricker

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    not.png
     
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    The corner in that dark alley.
    What about this picture? (In OP)

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  14. jomaper

    jomaper Some random argie lost in the Internet.

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    PENIS MASTERRACE BROS WW@?
     
  15. air2004

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    I had to steal that and post it in the funny pics thread .....that was to funny LMAO
     
  16. geishroy

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    the other picture has the cock in it. the article is saying that kotaco says nintendo is anti ass (because of the FE censor), the picture you have circled is him proving that nintendo games contain ass shots.
     
  17. Osha

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    Kotaku is making a fuss out of nothing, what else is new ?
    The website lost its right to be called a respectable gaming website when they started talking about body pillows.
     
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  18. air2004

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    The Australian version goes like this ,
    I like big bums and can not lie , you other blokes can't deny , when a sheila walks in with a itty bitty waist and throws a can of fosters up in your face , you get drunk
     
  19. WiiUBricker

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    Oh I see. Thanks for clarifying this.
     
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  20. RedCoreZero

    RedCoreZero Creativity is Power

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    Nintendo is like ooh,woman naked.lolololo kids shouldn't see that, TAKE IT OFF!

    Well,we can allow for mens penises and assholes because men will be too in disgust to even look at it.And I'm pretty sure girls already knows how they look.