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A live breakout of todays events

• Stream opens with Bill Trinen, says he have secrets to reveal! Kicking off with StarFox Zero!
• Miyamoto talks a bit about StarFox Zero. Plot is similar to Starfox 64 with active twists including teleporters and difficulty.
• New Stage Fortuna.
• Alternate paths within the map that can lead to new levels and new levels. Branching paths for adventures.
• The game can be played in a strange 2 player mode that allows one person to drive the arwing and the pother to use the gamepad to shoot.
• Fox Amiibo adds a classic arwing to the game.
• New game StarFox Guard.
• Use Slippys new security system to ward off enemies in a sort of tower defense game.
• Play others created levels and create your own.
• Both games come packed together. Coming April 22nd!
• Splatoon Updates!
• Balance update coming to gear and systems.
• New Splatfest elements
• Adjustments to weapons and weapon set recommendations.
• Updates will release in April.
• Mario and Sonic Rio Olympic Games up now.
• Features characters from Sonic Lost World, more DK characters, etc.
• New events featuring Rugby and Rhythmic Gymnastics. Launches June 24th.
• 3DS version launching March 18th
• Super Mario Maker time!
• More than 6.2 million levels created!
• Thwomps can now become skewers from Mario World.
• Keys and Key Doors added.
• Pink Coins added where all must be collected to find a key.
• Super Expert mode for Mario Maker. More costumes added including a Tetra costume.
• Updating March 9th
• SMTXFE! Otherwise known as #FE
• The game is based in japan, has Japanese audio with english subtitles, and a full soundtrack. Coming June 24th.
• Lost Reavers free co-op action game from bandai.
• Paper Mario Wii U!
• Takes place on an island, focuses on color and restoring color to the world!
• Paint hammer that splashes paint to restore the world!
• Paper Mario Color Splash coming this year, no date.
• Pokken Tournament shown.
• Early adopters get a shadow mewtwo amiibo card. Launches March 18th. Early Access stream March 18th.
• Twilight Princess shown for some reason even though it comes out tomorrow...
• My Nintendo discussed. Playing Apps and buying games earns points. Talks about registration.
• Mini Mario and Friends free 3DS/WII U game. Amiibo focused. Tap Amiibos to play as various characters. Launches April 28th.
• New AC Amiibo cards in June.
• SNES VC for New Nintendo 3DS only (fuck you nitnendo) Coming with Super Mario World, Fzero, and Pilotwings today. Many more coming soon.
• Horse Jockey 3DS game...? Pocket Card Jockey... launching March.
• Azure Striker Gunvolt Sequel. Available Summer 2016.
• Fire Emblem Revelation shown. Releases March 10th. $20 if you have conquest or birthright.
• Hyrule Warriors legends shown.
• Hyrule Warrios Legends will have its own season pass, and feature more new content. Purchasing will give you a windwaker Ganon costume, as well as getting a Hyrule Warriors Legends theme for 3DS.
• Preordering the game at gamestop will get you an artbook.
• Medli from Wind Waker will be a playable character in the first DLC pack.
• Disney Art Academy for 3DS. Wee...?
• Bravley Second Jobs showcased.
• Upcoming Bravely Second demo.
• Official Bravely Second Art Book.
• Game Launches April 15th.
• Dragon Quest VII showcased.
• Launches later this year. No date yet
• Monster Hunter Generations!
• New Trailer shown
• Online Co Op with friends!
• Launching this Summer!
• Anyone that plays with a MH4 save on the game gets bonus content
• MH4 on sale for 19.99 today and tomorrow
• Fire Emblem costumes coming to new Monster Hunter
• Metroid Prime Federation Force showcased.
• talking about passion and effort a lot. Trying not to make you any saltier than you already are.
• Game has been in development since the DSI.
• The game may be New 3DS exclusive...
• The game doesnt feature samus at all. Only soldiers from the federation.
• Random sub weapons given each mission.
• "Metroid Federation Force is a game that absolutely belongs in the metroid universe." The reach is fucking strong with this game.
• Story Trailer released. Looks very unimpressive.
• Releases late spring 2016.
• Rhythm Heaven Mega Mix for 3DS.
• Features over 100 new minigames. Launching later this year.
• New Kirby 3DS Game!
• Has similarities to Kirby Triple Deluxe
• MECH SUITS?!?!?!
• Use robots tech against them and take control of Mech Suits!
• Team Kirby Clash is a co-op boss mode in the game.
• Amiibo give abilities in game.
• New Kirby Amiibo Announced! Kirby, DEDEDE, Metaknight, and WaddleDee!
• Kirby Planet Robobot coming June 10th.
• Direct Over.

LINK TO STREAM 1
LINK TO STREAM 2

HERE WE GO.

 

[BurningDesire]

Oh thank god. I thought I missed it. Don't scare me like that!

 

[Blaze163]

I thought this was supposed to happen this morning. Was I given the wrong times or something?

 

[chavosaur]

The streams are going live now. 15 mins til we begin.

 

[BurningDesire]

Who's watching the daddy Etika stream

 

[The Catboy]

Awww yeah! I can't wait for Nintendo to throw some knowledge at my face!

 

[BurningDesire]

This Nintendo Direct is making my Nintendo Erect

 

[Blaze163]

I will say this. If this doesn't announce the release date for Fire Emblem Fates Special Edition in the UK, it's automatically a failure. I've been hounding Nintendo on Twitter about it all year. They fail me again and they need a big fat bitch slap.

 

[Thomas83Lin]

Forgot all about this since yesterday, I'm so excited

 

[phalk]

This will be the official discussion thread?

 

[Momoka]

lemme sum it up, well what its gonna be "Hello, everyone in America are too easily offended, because of this we are stopping to production of all video games in the country, we have talked with other game companies here in japan and they agree. Have this butchered version of Mother 3 with all sexual, violent, and offensive content removed. Thank you and have a nice day" *Stream goes off*

 

[Chary]

Even though I'm almost certain this will be a huge disappointment, there's always a part of me that's excited to watch these Directs.

 

[phalk]

lemme sum it up, well what its gonna be "Hello, everyone in America are too easily offended, because of this we are stopping to production of all video games in the country, we have talked with other game companies here in japan and they agree. Have this butchered version of Mother 3 with all sexual, violent, and offensive content removed. Thank you and have a nice day" *Stream goes off*

41 minutes of this in loop so we understand it right.

 

[Momoka]

41 minutes of this in loop so we understand it right.

yeah and them mocking us for thinking we'd get a good port of Fire emblem IF

 

[phalk]

Star Fox, Splatoon and Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games so far.

 

[The Catboy]

Fuck Nintendo, stop making Mario and Sonic Olympic games! No one wants them anymore!

 

[phalk]

More boring things.

 

[XDel]

So nothing Metroid then?


...turns around returns to Raspberry Pi.

 

[phalk]

So nothing Metroid then?


...turns around returns to Raspberry Pi.

We don't know yet.

 

[The Catboy]

Fucking show something we haven't seen before!
Sure I want Fire Emblem X SMT, but we've already seen that to death now! Show something new!