Nintard Drug

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  1. GamerzHell9137
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    GamerzHell9137 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Peeps at Kotaku postad that there's a drug labeled with " Nintendo " is being sold in Belgium and it seems to get you " high as fuck "
    The drug contains a large dose of Esctasy and it's been catalogued in a new entry from the Belgian Early Warning System on Drugs. There are some similiar drugs named Superman,Mitsubishi etc.
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    Some dude on pillereports posted his expirience with a half Nintendo drug saying:

    Guess they had more fun than Nintendo systems themselfs ( Ba dum tss~ )
    There i tried to pull a Gahars,that's all from me for now.
    Source: Kotaku
     
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  2. Snailface

    Snailface My frothing demand for 3ds homebrew is increasing

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    I think Nintendo will distance themselves from this product.

    Publicly anyway. :ninja:
     
  3. Sicklyboy

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    This can't be real.

    This is real, isn't it...
     
  4. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Yeah, turns out pill press machines can use custom dies (dice?) and you can make your pills any shape you want.

    Transformers Ecstasy:

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    And here's one for DinohScene:

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  5. Dartz150

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    Lolwut, I want one shaped like this:

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    It would be priceless :rofl2:
     
  6. Sicklyboy

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    But those tabs look so innocent... they can't possibly be drugs.

    Are my Flintstones' vitamins actually drugs**? Now that I think of it... holy fuck, cut a bunch of E with Flintstones' dies* and mix em in with the vitamins, and someone is going to have ONE HELL of a good time on some random days of the week.

    *don't actually do this. If you do, please report back with results.
    **I don't actually use Flintstones' vitamins. Or any.

    Re-read OP. I really want some drug called "Mitsubishi". Gotta go fast. I also want a few handfulls of these Nintendo pills so I can be Dr. Mario in real life.
     
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  7. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Should be called "Nintendope."