game bad
now that's out of the way, the Ninjala devs themselves had to announce this because sega and sonic team have been crying in a corner since this year started waiting for "the perfect time" to report their "monthly" sonic news.
from the "amazing" sonic news we had this year, I think if these had ran as planned probably it would go as well as his last anniversary event.
hyper potions play their best "party-like sound effects colletion" while a person in a sonic costume is bouncing blindly all over the stage.
the stream crashes and after 30 minutes it returns with iizuka going "hey... uhh... so.... ermm... this month.... uhhhhh........ have you guys seen the new sonic energy drink? it's made from real wisps. we made sure to use only renders that don't match with the current concept of sonic at all in it.
by the way, we heard your feedback, dedicated fans! ...and invented 107 more types of wisps, and they're only marginally different from each other. more news when we figure out how to edit our trailers so they look convincing." ( no word on either he means convincingly good or bad )
and then he's suddenly interrupted by aron weber, with a big smirk on his face, tipping a sonic shaped fedora and going "hee hee, big the cat dumb, sonic 06 bad, kunckles dumb. robotnik good, sonic stupid. sega saturn? more like ..........line?
please clap, these are the only jokes i know. acceptance is all i live for."
.......
"GREEN HILL! SONIC O6 BAD! BIG CAT DUMB!!"
the crowd cheers and laughs so hard they all collapse from the lack of oxygen and miss the special guest, egoraptor, making fart noises while "baby penis" plays on the background