I love reading the "Dear Whats-her-face" articles simply because I always get a good laugh from the high drama people have. "Oh please help me. My neighbors have a noisy dog and refuse to do anything about it, how can I tell them to take a shotgun to it's face to quiet it without hurting their feelings?" So our newspaper has 2 of these columns, one directly underneath the other. Read the first letter on each column. Go ahead, I'll wait. Dear Annie Dear Abby Now, is it just me or are these 2 people the same husband and wife? Look at the amazing similarities mentioned in both letters: 1) Both in healthy condition. 2) Get along better now then ever. 3) Husband wants to take wife to a nude beach or resort. 4) Husband wants to go to the beach now before they get any older. 5) Wife comes from a religious background. 6) Husband says it's not an exhibition thing. 7) "Making love in the forest alongside a mountain stream" (the other says beside instead of alongside but the quote is identical) 8) Husband says it's about enjoying nature. The only difference between the 2 articles is the first says they are in their 40s while the second one says late 30s. I don't know, I just found this hilarious that Annie would answer the husband and Abby would answer the wife on the same day.